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We are also very careful about not telling out recently two year old "you're okay", instead we often say "I know, it's very hard to be so small and have such big feelings."
And the other day I got upset about something and she grabbed my face, patted, nodded sagely and said "big feelings."
Yeah, Beanie, big feelings.
It’s so so good and also hilarious to see toddlers gray the basic concepts of language that we teach them but not the like social dynamic that goes with it.
I was sitting outside in the southern heat in a plastic chair which was a poor choice, and it melted and snapped and fell THWACK onto the ground flat on my back in front of my in laws. Slightly embarrassing, but it was mad much better by Penny Rose toddle-running over, climbing onto my chest, pulling my glasses off and all about shouting “OH NO OUCH OUCH” and planting a open mouth kiss on my nose.
Any by kiss I mean kinda, like sucking on my nose like a binky.
I love this kid so much.
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Full Moons 2023
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No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.
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On the one hand, I have ethical qualms about outing people before they're ready.
On the other hand, the policies they're pushing are literally going to get many of us killed. So I'm kinda leaning towards "fuck those backstabbing assholes."
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andantegrazioso-deactivated2018
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will you please take my whimsical ass seriously
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sports classification
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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
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Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up
What do you mean the water goes up
It goes up.
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trlake-deactivated20200421
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
dreamtwee
that’s pussy babe!
Now that’s a heritage post
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Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
keyblademasterconnor
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
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Source: love
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I start all my posts and messages with “and” and “also” because thanks to ADHD I do not experience the linear progression of time and every thought leads into the next one it is an interconnected web of existence and you are all the mosquitos on which I feast