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π·π·π·π·π·Send this flower to 10 (or more π€) mutuals to let them know you love them π·π·π·π·π· [Hello! I am back from a very long hiatus ahaha]
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ Welcome back! I have been kind of absent myself aha. Too lost in Baldur's Gate III.
I will definitely play some Sims 2 soon, though. π
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Welp, guess I have to actually bother with getting TS4 updated now. XD
Ah yes, Eliandre, recreational drug extraordinaire, communing with her people (she's 420 years old in our DnD campaign for a reason, heh).
Yes, she also out drank this guy (and by this I mean she didn't drink a single drop but he certainly thought she was).
Lux, my Seldarine Drow with red eyes: "Har har watch out for red yes".
"No means no, you bitch."
WHY CAN'T I ADOPT THIS GLORIOUS THING!?
Gale, sweetheart, I love you, but for the love of god THIS IS NOT YOUR ROMANCE PLAYTHROUGH. STAHP TRYING TO GET INTO ELI'S PANTS.
Only took me what...like 60 hours to get to Act 3? XD
I feel like I am obligated to make some sort of Halsin sandwich joke here (that's his dryad summon lol). We are the matching slices of bread, he is the ham. Astarion is the mustard. XD
Also, fun fact: Halsin propositioned Eliandre at 69 hours of gameplay. I died. IT IS MEANT TO BE. IT IS A HOLY MATRIMONY (*cough*).
I GOT TURNED INTO CHEESE. BEST GAME EVER.
Suck a bag of dicks, you lich bitch.
Honestly, I swear this whole game is just me yelling profanities at gods and god-like figures. If it's not 'fuck you, Vlaakith,' it's 'fuck you, Mystra' or 'fuck you, Cazador'. Actually, while I am at it: "Fuck you Absolute, fuck you Zariel, fuck you Mizora, fuck you Shar, fuck you Myrkul, fuck you Bane, fuck you Bhaal, fuck you Raphael. No, Jergal Withers, you're fine, stay, good boi."
POPPER YOU BITCH.
Drug and alcohol addiction, Violence, Sexual themes.
Okay, okay, so far so good...
...now, will my graphics setting be okay? Hmm.
Happy new year, everyone!
Iβve been quiet, I know. Hopefully Iβll have some time and energy to get some writing for (Un)Pleasantview done soon.
But first, I have to see if TS2 will run without too much trouble after upgrading my GPU. Fingers crossed lol. XD
My nectar in Sims 4 Horse Ranch wonβt age. Itβs been over a week (Sims time). I know it is not supposed to take this long (Iβve seen it happen faster on James Turnerβs Letβs Play).
Classic effing Sims 4. Broken upon release. Why do I even bother with this game?
[Image text: The protagonists of the last three things you read/watched/ played are the members of your zombie apocalypse team.
How screwed are you? /end ID.]
Well.
I have TMR Thomas, who I can count on to mess some things up, but at least heβll keep going no matter what, and if I can make him love me at least as a friend before the end, heβll do whatever he can to save me.
And then I have the Dude, from the Big Lebowski. I might comfort myself that at least he will be eaten first, instead of me. I donβt need to outrun a zombie if I can outrun the Dude. And I have shoes for running, whereas I think he only has sandals.
And then Kris Kelvin. From Solaris. Who at least is smart.
I think I am somewhat screwed.
βIt has been five centuries, and yet Asteria Thebesβ ghost still haunts you.β
Hecate huffed in response: βDoes your own ghosts not haunt you too?β
βAre you ready?β
Hecate ignored the abrupt dismissal of her question, and instead took another moment to observe herself in the mirror. A heaviness had settled in her gut as she had gotten dressed. Ever since the sun had set, the air had been charged with something powerful. And yet, she could not quite put her finger on what it was.
βYes,β she replied.
His whole life, Ripp Grunt was content to blend into the background. But ever since he moved to Strangetown, & caught the eye of the coolest kids in school, he can't seem to catch a break. Now, despite being best-friends with a Witch, and an ACTUAL Alien, it seems all eyes are on him. What's a regular teen to do?
I present Asteria Thebes, worst mother of the year, grade A bitch, corpse defiler, Grim Reaper's number one enemy (he enjoyed escorting her soul to the afterlife, believe me), and puller of the weirdest faces at the most inappropriate times.
And yes, I went with the gaudy outfit.
βYour heart is soft. And it makes you weak. How do you intend to succeed me if you cannot adhere to our code?β
βIf cruelty is required of me to lead our people, I want no part of it!β
βHow dare you!"
"How dare I? I am not the one who just murdered an innocent!"
"Pfft, the boy is far from innocent. And he shall not remain dead. Raise him."
"No."
"You test my patience."
"And you test mine! Enough, mother. I am done!"
βBreathe deeply through your nose. Do not hesitate. Strike true.β
ββ¦I cannot.β
βYou can, and you will.β
βDo not ask this of me. Please, mother."
βYou are of the House of Thebes! And you are my daughter. I shall ask of you what I will. Do it, Hecate.β
βI refuse.β
βNo!β
Hmm...is this too blatantly obvious evil necromancer and worst mother of the year? XD
Aaaand baby Goth is a...girl. (Green!)
Another one.
All the babies in this save are girls. ALL OF THEM. Mary-Sue, Cassandra, Dirk, Dina, Nina, Alexander...all popped out girls. Pretty sure only Angela has had a boy. What is happening?
Yup. There it is. Please be green, baby Goth! Your grandfather and father will be so tickled!
Oh yeah, Alexander has green siblings in this save because I edited Dina's recessive genes.
Well, his two green sisters are going to be aunties to a green baby most likely, coz Alex has the memory of being abducted (and he just did the morning sickness animation). XD
OMG, what a pair these two make! I don't think this was even planned. Haha.
