Ellie Is A Lesbian

bethesda style “environmental storytelling” is just like, putting a corpse somewhere with a note saying “nooo ive been murdered”

3.8.20

Parasite study

some outfits i like to wear? 

cutting all your hair off during emotional turmoil is gay culture

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is available now!

Imagine showing someone this in 2010 and being like this totally makes sense.

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

Coming in 2018

“modern callout culture is so toxic!” okay… maybe you’re right… but like… do you mean that in a “young teens shouldn’t be run off a website for making mistakes that they rectified and apologized for” way or a “stop being mean to self admitted pedophiles and racists uwu” way

Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings

Artist goals: Fanfics based on your drawings

My goals: Actually get the writing or the drawing done

I don’t know what’s better in this, Justin’s glee or Travis and Griffin’s nervousness

gimme u fackin maney