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Michelle | 19 | ISTJ | Slytherin | PH   I draw yo #monart
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bruhnushka

hamilton songs as things my family/friend group has said on our New Zealand trip (act 1)

alexander Hamilton: it's me, that bitch from that island
aaron burr: who are you and who are me and who are they
my shot: the gangs all here hahaha! [whispers] i don't think I'll survive this.
the story of tonight: when I'm gone... remember me [falls into the kiddie pool dramatically]
the Schuyler sisters: my life compromises of shitty flirting and people forgetting I exist
farmer refuted: if we fight like an old married couple then you... you look like a... a-a... a dog!
you'll be back: I miss you but I'll never admit that to any one but this chip I'm about to eat
right hand man: I'm not that cool and can't handle any big responsibilities why are you giving me this egg
a winters ball: how do you wink
helpless: i FUCKING do
satisfied: well there goes another unfortunately attractive missed opportunity
the story of tonight(reprise): I'm not drunk you are
wait for it: the drying machine has been drying my clothes for three hours but I'm too scared to open it in case my clothes haven't dried yet.
stay alive: I may be on the verge of death but I'm still a raging homosexual
ten duel commandments: this bitch bout to be SHOT
meet me inside: ive got 100 problems and daddy issues are 89.78% of them
that would be enough: I fucking hate you why won't you love me
guns and ships: the freNCH FRY IS ZOOM ZOOMING
history has its eyes on you: when I was your age...
yorktown(the world turned upside down): violin more like vioLIT
what comes next: this bitch really thinks that she can just leave hold my hoops girls. [ten seconds later] WAIT I don't care never mind.
dear theodosia: look at this tiny human IVE CREATED IT LOOK AT IT!
non-stop: all I do is work baby [eating chips on a couch watching food network]
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Washington: Nice work.
Hamilton: Alright, cool. Thanks, dad.
Lafayette: Oh my God.
Hamilton: What? Why is everyone staring at me?
Laurens: You just called Washington "dad". You said, "thanks, dad."
Hamilton: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
Washington: Do you see me as a father figure, Alexander?
Hamilton: No, I see you as a bother figure! Because you're always bothering me!
Lafayette: Hey, show your father some respect!
#ive been waiting for this
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tastefullyoffensive

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

old school hate mail

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jakovu

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

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thesparkofrevolution

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

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thesparkofrevolution

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

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prokopetz

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

  • He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
  • The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

[ source ]

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sumerianlanguage

every time this post comes across my dash (which is often) it has even more cool info attached to it

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

He offered them an excellent deal on that copper okay

He was cutting his own throat on this deal

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anyone ever thought about jamilton as a violent ship as in their jobs are super super stressful and it’s a brutal murder to their physical and mental health

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saruma-aki

why the hell are people getting so upset about people shipping certain ships? guess what? PEOPLE DON’T CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY SHIP!!!! stop being an ass and harassing and attacking people for shipping what they want. there is no logical reason to do so. there is a flaw in every ship and there will always be someone that ships a ship you don’t like. so i don’t understand why people feel the need to put in time to bash fans and a ship just because it’s not your ship. just let people ship what they want. it literally costs you nothing to be a decent person and leave a source of joy for someone unblemished and free of your cruelty.

#honestly
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