IUDEX . judge, jury, executioner – a brand newBEASTfell!sans as loved by LUCI, going by the moniker of DEX. multiship, multiverse, private, selective, HELLA UNDER CO., the works; a creature far accustomed to hunting in the shadows of it’sMASTER, claws & teeth always first. in need of newPREYfriends, give a like or reblog if interested ! MORTEM .
designed some swap bros, specifically for gumgum
still need to decide names for these two but sansy likes to wear overalls and theyre a pure fam
KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.
– BASICS.
• NAME: king • PRONOUNS: she / her – they / them works too! • SEXUALITY: uhhhh can i phone a friend • TAKEN OR SINGLE: single pringle!
– THREE FACTS.
• i really?? really?? really love to bake and stuff. like cakes, cupcakes, pies, allllll and anything sweet. i have a friend who loves to bake with me, and i’ll tell you, buddy, we get up to some weird baking times. i’m talking a three layer baked alaska at two in the morning. usually paired with horror movies. • i unironically love sharknado. sharknado 1, 2, 3, 4, and getting ready to watch the 5th one when it comes out on august 6th of this year. i adore those movies because they’re sooooo dumb. right up my alley with dumb plots, great humor and fourth-wall-breaking. not gonna lie. • good god do i headcanon too much. if you run across any of my muses ever, i headcanon each of them so heavily that they’re not really recognizable as the original character i took to make them from, aside from design. if the muse isn’t headcanoned so much that it could be an oc, i obviously don’t love them a lot. it honestly feels a lot like i just like snatching starting scenarios and faces to stick onto my babies, which is why i can ship them with almost anyone, regardless of who they were in the game / movie / etc that they originated from.
– EXPERIENCE.
• HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): for roleplaying? i started like march 2016• PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: just tunglr.hell • BEST EXPERIENCE: my fell snas @the-edge-king { he’s my baby now + forever }
– MUSE PREFERENCES.
• FEMALE OR MALE: i play ‘males’ more often, tbh, but a strong female is just fuck yeah • FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: aaangst • PLOTS OR MEMES: hmmm-- depends on who i’m talking to! • LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: if it’s crack, i’m going short. if it’s plot, i’m never shutting up. • BEST TIME TO WRITE: uhhh--?? anytime i don’t have other crushing responsibilities • ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): mmmmmm, i would say no. my muses have some traits similar to mine, but i don’t agree with all of their beliefs / actions / etc, and i try to make them very different from myself.( personally, i don’t think self-inserts or muses who are very close to their mun make for good roleplay, because those muns will often take things personally if things go south between the muses )
TAGGED BY: @onehpwonder { thanks lovely! smooch! } TAGGING: ummmm jeez! anybody who’d like to -- maaybe @sciencemaestro , @pxcifrisktic, @starsgivemehp, @underswappapy, and anybody else who’d like to!
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@starsgivemehp , cont from here
[ a blink of golden eyes, and lethe offers the small, red-eyed skeleton a wan smile. his tail undulates from one side to the other, looking down at him. expression neutral with an underlying warmth, he nods. ]
“- * very wrong timeline, you got that one right.”
[ leaning down to snag a cigarette from his hoodie pocket, he lights it, and takes a soft drag before he glances over at the other skeleton again, to offer another smile. this time he puts out his hand, to be shaken. ]
“- * as for the milk, naaah. i was never a fan of that stuff as a kid. could’ve been all the medicines, though.”
wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it
[ gentle internal screaming. when did he get so many followers. ]
[ this is what he gets for totally zoning out for this long. ]
[ maybe you should like this if you want the awkward beanpole to talk to you? ]
------------- { if you followed today and didn’t get a follow back, i prolly haven’t had a chance to look through your blog! i’m slippin out on vacation early tomorrow, so there might not be a lotta activity til saturday }
.hi. may i ask,. how are you?
“ - * fin-tastic. i’m shore looking forward to seaing what’s up while i’m around on here. i’m dolphinately gonna be out the next few days, but don’t get crabby, cause, whale, i’ll be back by saturday.
. . . . the puns totally aren’t on porpoise.”
"Tell me son- do you know what bone makes skeletons lie?" ... "The FIB-ula! Hoo hoo!"
[ oh god, don’t get him started. he’ll never stop. ]
“ -- * good one, definitely 10/10 for skeleton puns. lemme give it a go, though:
what is a skeleton’s favorite music note?
. . . the spinal cord. “
✌☠ ✌👍❄🕆✌☹ 💧🏱✋👎☜☼ ☟✌💧 🏱✌☹🏱💧📪 🕈☟✋👍☟ ✌👍❄🕆✌☹☹✡ 👎✋💧☜☠☝✌☝☜ 🕈☟☜☠ ❄☟☜✡🕯☼☜ 👎⚐☠☜ 🕈✋❄☟ 💧☜✠📬 👎⚐ ☠⚐❄ 💣⚐👍😐 💣☜ 💧⚐☠ 🕈✋❄☟ 💧🕆👍☟ ✌ ❄☼✋✞✋✌☹ ✈🕆☜💧❄✋⚐☠📬
He gives a small laugh as he did, shaking a finger. Before he slid forward chuckling and reached a hand for the other to shake.
✡⚐🕆 ✌☼☜ ✈🕆✋❄☜ ❄☟☜ 🏱✌✋☠ ✋☠ ❄☟☜ ☼☜✌☼ ☹✋❄❄☹☜ ⚐☠☜📬
[ he grins at that, offering a soft chuckle as he takes the hand to shake with a firm grip. ]
* i know. my bro always lets me know vocally, especially when he doesn’t like my puns. i’m calling it him not knowing how to love a quality joke, personally.
* although if you check in, the spider known as daddy longlegs actually does have a penis, so there’s that for you.
❝ . . . You're grounded, love. Again. Twice in one day. ❞ Is Stella giving him The Look? Oh, Definitely. ( stellafracta! )
* ....
* babe no
* i loooove youuuuuu
[ don’t make him sleep on the couch, stel. he always rolls off and ends up sprawled in the weirdest positions on the floor. once he curled himself around the television. ]
🏱✌🏱✡☼🕆💧 ✋ ✌💣 👎✋💧✌🏱🏱⚐✋☠❄☜👎 ✡⚐🕆 🕈⚐🕆☹👎 ❄☟✋☠😐 ✡⚐🕆☼ ☞✌❄☟☜☼📬 ✌ 💣✌☠ ⚐☞ 💧👍✋☜☠👍☜ 🕈⚐🕆☹👎 ✌👍❄🕆✌☹☹✡ 💧❄⚐⚐🏱 💧⚐ ☹⚐🕈 ❄⚐ ☟✌✞☜ ☼✌☠👎⚐💣 🏱☜⚐🏱☹☜ ❄⚐ ☟✌✞☜ ✋☠❄☜☼👍⚐🕆☼💧☜ 🕈✋❄☟📬 ❄☟☜ ✞☜☼✡ ❄☟⚐🕆☝☟❄ 💣✌😐☜💧 💣✡ 💣✌☝✋👍 ❄🕆☼☠ 💧⚐🕆☼✏
Whelp there he goes.
Angry shouting in wingdings.
[ yikes. wow, this guy had the dad speech down. lethe’s gotta wonder if he’s got the dad jokes to boot. now that would be something. ]
[ he offers up a poker face. what does he even say to that. ]
[ a pause as he thinks of a fact. lethe no. ]
* ... hey.
* hey, did you know
* so “men of science” put their sciency little hands all over spider dicks and there’s nothing you can do to stop them
(Is it okay if I reblog the starter thing instead since my rp blog is a sideblog?) ~ displaced-in-space
{ that’s a-ok by me, and i’ll slllide on over to check out ur blog! }
He makes a disgusted noise at the question shaking his head immdetally.
He’s a father, not a sexual silliness such as being called ‘daddy’.
[ don’t laugh. don’t laugh. no matter how affronted mr science man looks. ]
[ ho don’t do it. no laughing, we die like men. ]
* . . ..
* you suuuure? not even like one or two of these asks?
* there’s a lot. some of these messages say they’re for if you like to be “naughty”
* and i really don’t want coal for christmas.
→ [it’s dat boi. ya boi.]
* “void daddy”, huh?
* you wanna take all these “oh, daddy, take me” messages that are sitting pretty in my inbox for some godforsaken reason?
[ it’s not every day that he decides to nap on a bench between shifts and wakes up in the wrong verse. of course, that said, depending on how much he drinks, it certainly isn’t the first time it’s happened, either. ]
[ with a slow blink around, he figures out, no, not his world. ]
* ... guess we’re not in kansas anymore, toto.
[ he mutters aloud after a moment; his stand-in for toto will have to be the pack of cigarettes in his pocket. maybe he should, y’know, locate somebody, and cross his fingers that it was a slightly friendly verse who would take a walking skyscraper fairly well. ]
[ oooor, he could stay parked on the bench and keep smoking. yep. ]
I would just like to say that Lethe seems very interesting. I like your take on Underswap Paps. Though I also enjoy the lazy or just too tired to work too much US Paps yours is interesting as well and quite unique.
{ awww! thanks-- he’s got a lot of background to him and development, so he’s a fave in my books. i like a regularly lazy us!paps, for sure, but i thought a different take on it would be a fun spin to try out. }