“I just got back from the cemetery.” “I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.” “I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.” “What’s behind you in these pictures…?” “Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.” “I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.” “I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…” “I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!” “I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!” “Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?” “The electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?” “Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.” “Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!” “I had a dream that I killed you.” “Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.” “I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!” “There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.” “Come on, it’s just an urban legend…” “Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?” "I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.” “Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.” “I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…” “There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?” “Can you just… can you please check the closet?” “P-please… put the knife down.” “I bought this haunted ring on eBay!” “No, no, no – run!”  "I didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.” “The dead are all around us…” “She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!” “There’s something breathing under the bed…” "You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.” “I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.” “Maybe an exorcism is in order…?” “I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.” “He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!” “I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.” "You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.” “Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?” “If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.” “Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.” “…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.” “You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.” “I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.” "What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!” “I visited his/her grave for the first time today…” “Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?” “Wh-why do you have a knife…?” "You’re all bloody, what happened!?” “You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.” “You’re bleeding…” “How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!” “I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.” “I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.” “I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.” “From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.” "Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.” “I want to be dead, too.” “Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.” "Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?” “You played with a Ouija board!?” “Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.” “There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?” “You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.” "They just don’t believe like they used to…” “I will haunt you until the end of time.”

• ‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’
• ‘wait a minute. did you hear that?’
• ‘we’re in deep shit!’
• ‘don’t be a pussy!’
• ‘just twenty more minutes!’
• ‘yeah, she’s turning into a real jerk.’
• ‘the cause of the power outage is still unknown.’
• ‘he came home last night, right?’
• ‘that’s disgusting.’
• ‘do it, freak!’
• ‘it’s like you have superpowers or something.’
• ‘we just made out a couple times.’
• ‘i’ll climb through your window. she won’t even know i’m there.’
• ‘mornings are for coffee and contemplation.’
• ‘he’s not like that. he wouldn’t do that.’
• ‘the entire east wing will be evacuated within the hour.’
• ‘she can’t have gone far.’
• ‘you think you can steal from me, boy?!’
• ‘this isn’t some lord of the rings book.’
• ‘do i make myself clear?’
• ‘is that why you ran away?’
• ‘you gotta answer a few of my questions first.’
• ‘all i know is that she’s scared to death.’
• ‘you think we got a problem here?’
• ‘we should be helping look for him.’
• ‘i always had a distaste for science.’
• ‘i always figured there was enough going on down here, i never needed to look elsewhere.’
• ‘this is crazy.’
• ‘smile looks good on you.’
• ‘we’re not going back.’
• ‘i know i haven’t been there for you.’
• ‘i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.’
• ‘i should’ve been there for him.’
• ‘this was not your fault.’
• ‘do you guys hear that?’
• ‘is that blood?’
• ‘you’re freaking her out!’
• ‘this is mental.’
• ‘she’s probably a psycho.’
• ‘and tomorrow night, we go back out.’
• ‘hey, um… i never asked your name.’
• ‘i can’t eat.’
• ‘you can’t get like this, okay?’
• ‘we’ve been waiting six hours.’
• ‘we’ve been searching all night.’
• ‘he was scared.’
• ‘if he sees the cops, he’ll think he’s in trouble. he’ll hide.’
• ‘he’s good at hiding.’
• ‘cops are good at finding.’
• ‘you’re in trouble, aren’t you?’
• ‘they want to hurt you? the bad people?’
• ‘just stay here, okay? stay here.’
• ‘what do you say? are you in or out?’
• ‘oh god… that’s depressing.’
• ‘i just wanted to say, you know, um… i’m sorry about everything. everyone’s thinking about you.’
• ‘he’s a smart kid.’
• ‘all that matters is, after school, the freak will be back in the loony bin, and we can focus on what really matters.’
• ‘pretty.’
• ‘just trust me, okay?’
• ‘i’m so sick of your excuses.’
• ‘he’s not coming, is he?’
• ‘you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.’
• ‘i don’t know where my boy is. he’s gone.’
• ‘did you see him? last night? on the road?’
• ‘i’m not mad at you.’
• ‘is everything okay?’
• ‘promise.’
• ‘i need you alive for the next few days, at least.’
• ‘missing kid, suicide… you must feel like a big city cop again, huh?’
• ‘are you out of your mind?!’
• ‘i think she knows what happened to him.’
• ‘do you know where he is?!’
• ‘stop it! you’re scaring her!’
• ‘that boy was never very good at taking care of himself.’
• ‘why am i just hearing about this?’
• ‘it’d be super weird if i’m not there…’
• ‘it’s just a loud noise. it’s okay.’
• ‘they won’t tell anyone about you. they promise.’
• ‘we wouldn’t have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.’
• ‘what is “friend”?’
• ‘you promised that you’d go.’
• ‘we’re gonna have a great time.’
• ‘he just wants to get into your pants…’
• ‘make sure i don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.’
• ‘you ever feel cursed?’
• ‘hey, come back inside.’
• ‘you are a cliché, you do realise that?’
• ‘yeah, she’s smart, you douche!’
• ‘you’re bleeding.’
• ‘just go ahead and go home, okay?’
• ‘jesus, you scared me!’
• ‘i didn’t think it’d be a big deal.’
• ‘you can talk to me.’
• ‘nothing happened.’
• ‘you need to stop this, okay?’
• ‘people are looking for him and they’re going to find him.’
• ‘can you just try and get some sleep? can you do that for me?’
• ‘you seriously think that the weirdo knows where he is?’
• ‘if there is something out there, i’m gonna shoot it in the eye - and blind it.’
• ‘use your powers, okay?’
• ‘if you get hungry, eat his snacks, okay?’
• ‘i know the kid’s not in there, but i gotta check off this box.’
• ‘no one breaks in here. certainly not some kid.’
• ‘who’s in charge here?’
• ‘science doesn’t make any damn sense to me.’
• ‘i seriously have no idea who you’re talking about.’
• ‘he’s in danger.’
• ‘he’s dead.’
• ‘i’m a dick.’
• ‘he must really have something to hide.’
• ‘yeah, this isn’t creepy at all.’
• ‘this is called stalking.’
• ‘that’s the thing about perverts. it’s hard-wired into them. you know, they just can’t help themselves.’
• ‘maybe she freaked out when you went all psycho on the psycho.’
• ‘why did they hurt you?’
• ‘friends tell the truth.’
• ‘i understand.’
• ‘tell me what to do.’
• ‘i think something happened. something terrible.’
• ‘this is CIA-sanctioned research.’
• ‘i’m not saying that there’s some grand conspiracy. i’m just saying maybe something happened.’
• ‘maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he saw something that he shouldn’t have.’
• ‘hiding.’
• ‘don’t waste your time with her.’
• ‘we are not calling the cops!’
• ‘please tell me it’s not the kid.’
• ‘you were supposed to help us find him alive.’
• ‘why did you lie to us?’
• ‘what is wrong with you?’
• ‘whoever you found is not my boy.’
• he was hiding from that thing.’
• ‘you’ve gotta stop this…’
• ‘you’re talking about grief.’
• ‘i swear to you, i know what i saw. and i’m not crazy.’
• ‘i’m not saying that you’re crazy.’
• ‘i need you to believe me.’
• ‘i want you to try and get some sleep, if you can.’
• ‘can you please stop that?’
• ‘i thought we were friends, you know? but friends tell each other the truth.’
• ‘you hurt me.’
• ‘are you sure you’re gonna be alright here by yourself?’
• ‘screw his funeral!’
• ‘yeah, okay, but why didn’t you just talk to me? that’s crazy.’
• ‘i don’t know… i was scared.’
• ‘my parents are gonna murder me!’
• ‘this is not an okay time for you to shut down.’
• ‘maybe he’s haunting us.’
• ‘he’s out there somewhere. all we have to do is find him.’
• ‘you look pretty good.’
• ‘we just talked.’
• ‘the troopers are on duty and you should be safe because we think this is just an isolated incident.’
• ‘remember, if anyone sees us, look sad.’
• ‘do you think you can open it?’
• ‘abort.’
• ‘she’s missing and something terrible happened to her. i know it! and no one is listening to me!’
• ‘just leave me alone!’
• ‘pull me out! pull me out!’
• ‘what? who is interested in this? this is so stupid.’
• ‘mouth-breather.’
• ‘i think that’s a real messed up thing to do.’
• ‘grief shows itself in funny ways.’
• ‘i shouldn’t have come here today.’
• ‘she’s smart. she’s real smart.’
• so why are you lying to me, man?’
• ‘what’s your problem, bud?’
• ‘stick your nose someplace else.’
• ‘thanks for ruining the game, dick.’
• ‘you’re gonna get us both killed!’
• ‘she’ll find him.’
• ‘i need you to find him.’
• ‘hurt him?’
• ‘i i guess i’d rather observe people than, you know…’
• ‘jesus, the hell happened?’

the babysitter - bee’s swim suit is deadly.

spots to kiss.   since y’all like kissing prompts—and who wouldn’t, honestly–so have a collection of places to press your lips to. many of these work perfectly fine for platonic or familiar affection while some are a bit steamier, though what counts as what is of course naturally dependent on the muses and the context. send ‘ SPOTS TO KISS + [number] ’ to kiss my muse there, or with # for dealer’s choice. context and description allowed and encouraged. feel free to use the last option  ( 57 )  to give the kiss on any fantasy or scifi body parts not listed here.

1. a kiss on the top of the head.
2. a kiss to hair.
3. a kiss on the forehead.
4. a kiss on the space between eyebrows.
5. a kiss on the temple.
6. a kiss on the cheek.
7. a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.
8. a kiss on the nose
9. a kiss on the ear.
10. a kiss on that space where jaw connects.
11. a kiss on the corner of the mouth.
12. a kiss on the cupid’s bow.
13. a kiss on the lips.
14. a kiss on the chin.
15. a kiss on the jawline.
16. a kiss on the back of the neck.
17. a kiss on the underside of the jaw.
18. a kiss on the throat.
19. a kiss on the side of the neck.
20. a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.
21. a kiss above the collarbone.
22. a kiss along the collarbone.
23. a kiss on the space between collarbones.
24. a kiss on the shoulder.
25. a kiss on the bicep.
26. a kiss on the forearm.
27. a kiss on the elbow.
28. a kiss on the outside of the wrist.
29. a kiss on the inside of the wrist.
30. a kiss on the back of the hand.
31. a kiss on the palm.
32. a kiss on a finger.  ( which one? )
33. a kiss on the side of the ribs.
34. a kiss on the shoulder blade.
35. a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.
36. a kiss along the curve of the spine.
37. a kiss on the upper back.
38. a kiss on the lower back.
39. a kiss on the sternum.
40. a kiss on a pec / breast.
41. a kiss under the breast.
42. a kiss on where the sternum ends.
43. a kiss on the stomach.
44. a kiss on the navel.
45. a kiss on the hipbone.
46. a kiss on the ‘v’.
47. a kiss on the front of the thigh.
48. a kiss on the back of the thigh.
49. a kiss on the inner thigh.
50. a kiss on the knee.
51. a kiss on the calf.
52. a kiss on the ankle.
53. a kiss on the heel.
54. a kiss on the foot.
55. a kiss on a toe.
56. a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )
57. a kiss on a sfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )

                                                  She’s just a devil woman                                                     With evil on her mind –                                                    Beware the devil woman                                              She’s gonna get you from behind !!