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@kkylorennisdaddy

looks like the bitch got me with a zinger in the end
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Something the Matter?

A completed request in response to this ask

Summary: That goddamned tyrant with the temper of child keeps breaking your shit and you’re damned well tired of it. Too bad said tyrant is huge, cruel, and aggressive. So yeah, maybe yelling at him wasn’t the best idea.

Word Count: 5.0k

Warnings: Oh god, this is terrible. Noncon/rape elements, bloodplay, RC gets beat the fuck up, major violence. And some gross sex with lots of bodily fluids.

Pairing: Kylo Ren x Female!Reader

A/N: Okay I need to go lay down and pray for a while. Please enjoy.

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I have such a soft spot for Kylo Ren

it’s called my G spot

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idk why i even care, but they rlly didnt have 2 punch the croc that way, nor pull on his tail. stupid boys.

To be fair about the tail, they were trying to push it off without it taking a bite. The guy punching it seemed unnecessary and stupid levels of dangerous, but it didn’t look like he was hitting hard enough to do any harm (perhaps trying to distract the gator while the other guy pushed it off?)

OP, please reconsider what you think the force of a light, tentative human punch is to the jaws of an actual dinosaur. The gator was fine, they were trying to get it out of the boat by the means thy had at their disposal.

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Let’s Start Here (NSFW)

Summary: Your breath hitched. No one had ever seen you without clothing before. “O-oh…” you said. “B-but…”

“Shh.” He tugged at your top, and another button popped open. “Go on. Do the next one.”

You weren’t sure what to expect or what to feel–the most you’d ever done was daydream about holding Kylo Ren’s hand. Never kissing. Never stripping. Never…

“Mm.” The corner of his lip quirked. “Keep going.”

Words: 6300

Warnings: EXTREME innocence kink, Medic!Reader, virginity loss, praise kink

Characters: Kylo Ren x Reader

A/N: This is a work crafted especially for one of my favorite humans and smol beans, @kylooppa. We’ve bonded frequently over our mutual love for innocence kink, and I decided to take this to the next rational level. I hope you enjoyed it, boo–I love you so much.

And I hope the rest of you enjoyed it, too! Thank you!

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arahir

i told everyone i was going to vacuum the kitchen and to stay out for a few minutes, and literally in the time it took me to go get the vacuum cleaner someone accidentally left their glass in the water dispenser and flooded the entire kitchen.

How…?

i know this isn’t a legit question but since i’m at maximum petty at this moment let me just describe the level of ennui in my house. my dad doesn’t like to stand there and hold a water glass under the fridge dispenser for the ~8 seconds it takes to fill a glass so he macgyvered it so you can just jam a glass in there and let it do its thing.

and by macgyvered i mean he took it apart, removed the spring mechanism, and bought a whole set of new glasses that are the perfect size so that they wedge in the dispenser.

that’s what i’m dealing with. my dad surgically altered the fridge and bought an entire glass tableware set so that he wouldn’t have to hold a glass in the dispenser for 8 seconds.

he’s done this with almost everything in the house. he was tired of having to latch and unlatch gates so he cut off the latches and taped industrial strength magnets in their place. he hooked up the chicken coop door to a circuit board and a solar array so it opens and closes automatically. years after he divorced my mom, one of her toilets broke and when the plumber opened it up it was full of corks that my dad had somehow tied into a functioning flush mechanism, presumably so he wouldn’t have to go buy real parts at the hardware store we lived next door to. we’re talking a walk of thirty feet from toilet to hardware store counter, max. it was literally just operating on cork power. for all those years. we never knew.

anyway that’s how.

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spacepint

Is your father a software engineer? Because I’m getting a very distinct whiff of “software engineer” from this post.

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chrissongzzz

Is he for real 😳 Like damn ✊🏿 Black Excellence

He’s backkkkkkk

Somebody give this kid a job

His editing skills and creativity are fucking amazing

Why tf is he not making millions already like damn. Thats fucking talent. Respect ✊🏾

🔥🔥🔥

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moxyfoxy667

He’s Isaiah Howard, IsaiahXavier10 on Twitter

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nika1882

Reblogging for his name. ✊✊✊🔥🔥🔥

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Your Queen’s 2018 writer suggestions (Marvel)

this is my compilation of the best writers I have found this year. This is to congratulated them and signal boost them, because they truly deserve greatness and more recognition for the great work they’ve put on this site. They are incredibly creative, shocking, and immersive writers. A completely Loki-less list, because I feel I should signal boost those who write other characters than who I write. All these writers have written more than three beautiful pieces; this is just me giving you a taste of some of their bests, according to me. Enjoy!

@caplansteverogers calls herself the queen of mob AU’s and that is the truest thing of my 2017. Consistent and clear writer, with the capability of ripping your heart out and making it whole all in her expert writing skills. Queen of plot twists and cliffhangers, I present three of the best works according to me:

This Could be Heartbreak: a truly captivating story of Mob!Bucky which will immerse you in Caplan’s amazing skills and give you a taste of her incredibly envious creativity. 

Sultry Weathers: utterly her best, hands down. (Again, my opinion). Immerse yourself within the world of mobster Steve Rogers and Tony Stark. I feel like this piece of art needs so much more, if not all, the recognition. 

Wrecking Ball: some really hot and sexy, steamy Cap smut. I love the way she captures Steve in all his different angles. So here is the best Captain America smut out there. 

@hellomissmabel: welcome to a world of beautifully crafted writing. Annie immerses you into colorful, descriptive, and heart-wrenching writing. She is the queen of marvel, in my opinion, and delivers impressive and mouth watering pieces. Here are three that have marked me in 2017:

Hello Future Husband: if you are looking for a plus size!reader and Bucky goodness, I suggest you read this. I have read a lot of Bucky fics in my life, and yet, I keep coming back to this one. 

No One Does it Better: honestly the best sequel to this. She completely and utterly catches the personality of both Bucky and Steve. Amazing writing as always; story encrusted within the chapter, characterization perfectly exhibited. I am in love. 

Lay Your Shield Down My Love |part one| part two|: A beautiful series with Steve x reader. I always had a kink for Cappy and let me tell you, Annie has delivered for me. I love the way Steve is characterized in this; beautifully and to the point. Congratulations. A must. 

@papi-chulo-bucky: my first tumblr crush and my all time favorite blogger. The URL explains it, but Del is the master if not the queeeeen of Bucky. I am always so enamored and impressed by her work. A world of Bucky fun and smut. I present to you, a Bucky-only trio of goodness: 

Delta:  A very NSFW, but a very well written and smoldering piece of art. I love the way Del captures Bucky: utterly and totally brooding and conflicted. This A/B/O story has fucked me up in the best of ways. Don’t forget to read the sequel here

Nicknames: some good old Bucky smut that still has me shivering and shuddering every time I read it. I love Bucky in this. I suggest, if you want some really well written and wetting fanfic, read this. 

Pursuit of Happiness: a different turn on Bucky, but Del remains professional in her way of picturing him. He is very vivid and illustrated, as if he’s been painted on a canvas. I absolutely adore this and I really suggest you read. 

@anaboo96: says writing is her thing, well I think writing is absolutely her thing. This girl can write a damn good story. Insipirational writing skills. Always in contact with her followers. Has an amazing sense of the character she writes, and stays faithful to them. Beautifully crafts her characters along with the Marvel ones. If you want a really good mix of Marvel characters, Ana’s your girl. 

Sweet Talker: This Sam Wilson one shot has got me shook. I don’t normally read Sam Wilson, but when I came across this, I knew this was a masterpiece. She accurately represents him; cunning and seductive, like a snake almost. I absolutely love it. 

A Halloween Birthday: this is the most accurate and amazing multi-character fic. I love how Ana really mixes the personalities of Natasha, Sam, Steve, and Bucky. A very quirky and amazing light story, which immerses you in how life would be with those foolish, goofy people. 

Think Like A Man: Again, Ana’s got Sam down to the detail. Sam deserves so much recognition, and she has given it to him. She does him justice in this beautiful, two-part series. It is just a shame that it is incomplete, because I know she’d do a hell of a wonderful job continuing it. 

I could not stop smiling at this even after I finished reading this. Thank you so much for including me in this. You don’t know how much this means to me 😊💙

I hope 2018 treats you well, Marvel queen 🌟😍

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cevanssstan

Retrospective 2017 Sebastian Stan the best photos I loved 😍 ❤ : This beard was successful in 2017 that she returns in 2018 😍😍😍

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