the only number i want from you is your credit card number 

*sees spoiler about character death*

ok but maybe that won’t happen when i watch it

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

No words required. 👀

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hOW IS THIS FAIR

so i was told i could die …

unless i go to chemotherapy.

please help.

gofundme.com/helpkichona

please signal boost this. my time is running out.

Okoye moodboard

this is thanos’s skinny cousin thinos

Mariah kill this clown

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

@cherrynat

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

Zendaya shooting ‘Spiderman: Far From Home’

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

He didn’t just block it, he flat out just grabbed Bucky’s fist and was like “oh neat a metal arm!!” and then twisted Bucky’s arm to examine the mechanics further for even a slight second.

Like, we have to keep in mind that canonically Peter Parker can lift The Hulk. Stan Lee has said in like every interview that Spiderman is the strongest superhero in the Marvel Universe (and his favourite).

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

Credit: Ashley McMinn

I wish someone had told me all these things when I was a confused, hurting teenager, so I am sharing them now. I hope they help someone the way they could have helped me.

holy hecking signal boost my dudes