Accessibility Over Aesthetics

[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by Demi Lovato and several replies. Demi Lovato’s handle is @/ddlovato and her account is verified, the tweet reads: “There is no legitimate reason to ban transgender troops. Period.” The tweet has 313 replies, 1,948 retweets, and 6,715 likes. A reply by DJ, whose handle is @/Dust130Jones, reads: “Except when you’re in a life or death situation and you aren’t comfortable trusting the person next to you. But that doesn’t matter right.” The tweet has 14 replies, 1 retweet, and 7 likes. A reply to DJ’s reply by Justice Wainwright, whose handle is @/JusticeBlaine is shown, which in quotation marks as if to show a fake quote from DJ, and reads: “Brian, the enemy has surrounded us and we have nowhere to run! I don’t think we are going to get out of this. I have a plan that might save us, but I don’t know if I can trust you. Hurry, show me your dick! It’s the only way Brian! The only way!” /.End ID]

[Image ID: A tweet from Cupid’s Nut 🖤 whose account is @/damn_lui.

The tweet reads: “me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving,” and has included a reaction image showing Woody from Toy Story with narrowed eyes and and a resigned expression. 

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Claribel Alegría, tr. by D.J. Flakoll, from a poem titled “From The Bridge,”

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by Henpecked Hal, whose handle is @/HenpackedHal. 

The tweet is in a list format, with an asterisk beginning each element, and reads:

“*starts playing on phone during a show

*misses important scene

*rewinds way too far by mistake

*gets back on phone while waiting for the scene

*misses the scene again”

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[Image ID: A tweet from Bernie Sanders, whose account is verified and whose handle is @/BernieSanders. 

The tweet reads “Despite an explosion in technology & a huge increase in productivity, the average U.S. worker is making $30 a week less today than she/he made 47 years ago after adjusting for inflation. Meanwhile, the top 1% has become $22 trillion richer since 1990. Yes. We need a wealth tax.”

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meirl

[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by meredith, whose handle is @/dietz_meredith.

The tweet reads “no they’re not “symptoms of depression.” they’re blues clues.”

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by Donald Zimmer, whose handle is @/zimmer_donald. 

The tweet reads: “I explained to my daughter than when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 

6 year old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.”

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[Image ID: A picture of a black cat with light brown stripes sitting on top of a shoebox, inside of which is another cat, which is orange and has a slightly annoyed expression on its face. The orange cat’s ear is hanging off the side, and is being pushed down on by the shoebox lid. /.End ID]

requested by glasscherrycoke

me with all my ankles @hereisasuggestionshutup

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by mp, who has a verified account and whose handle is @/friasmp.

The tweet reads “I can’t believe I used to leave my house a 5 times a week. That just seems excessive.”

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i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

im short circuiting

reading this post was like falling down the stairs

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The first image is of a woman with long light brown hair wearing a long white dress with black stripes and a straw hat, who is carrying a small child with one arm and holding the hand of an older child with her other arm. The three of them are all supposed to represent the Ikea aesthetic that the creator is talking about. 

The second image is a screenshot of a tumblr message from someone named @/dankmemeastronaut. It reads “You are ruining my blog with your ikea post you Godless SJW! Everything was fine with this as my schlick-bank blog until you had to be Nasty and make me a laughing stock! I just wanted to help you and make you a happy healthy young woman! At this rate you will end worse than I did...you need to abandon feminism please ;_;” the characters at the end represent a crying face. /.End ID]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by Ludwig Kietzmann, who has an emoji of a cup of coffee beside their name and whose handle is @/LudwigK.

The tweet reads “Hi, sorry I haven’t responded to your text, video games basically don’t have loading screens anymore.”

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choose your fighter

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The first image is of Steve Rogers at the end of Avengers: Engame, after he went back in time and decided to stay with Peggy. He appears very old, with grey hair and wrinkled skin, but it seems more natural than the second image.

The second image is of Sam Winchester from the finale episode of Supernatural. He does not seem naturally older like Steve Rogers, and instead is obviously wearing a messy gray wig. 

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a poem by Mary Oliver. The top line is indented, and reads “I know someone who.” The second line is formatted normally, and reads “kisses the way.” The third line is indented, and reads “a flower opens.” /.End ID]

[Image ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Lord Babbi, whose handle is @tee_babz.

The tweet reads “The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how constant it is. There is always some shit to sort out. You ‘chilling’ means you’re probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.”

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet from Audrey Porne, whose handle is @/AudreyPorne. 

The tweet reads “if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.”

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