2017

the year of farming

2018

the year of farming

2019

the year of farming

2021

the year of farming

2022

the year of farming

2023

the year of farming

problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re just a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it

Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist

leave your fucking parties. and get on here and blog

December 2017 countdown via saved cards, Day 18. Illustration by Edward Gorey.

New Year’s Day Traditions: The disposal of the fruitcake

Fear not the man who has smoked 10,000 cigarettes once, but the man who has smoked 1 cigarette 10,000 times

Happy new year 🤪

Man fuck you flylo

Chicago Daily Tribune, Illinois, June 8, 1942

Babies should never be on planes, they have not sinned in any way deserving of the hell we have made air travel. Ship them by USPS so the angels at the postal service will teleport them across the country via a portal of cardboard and packing tape.

the group chat kept making fun of me for eating a "skyrim meal" last night

yes a wheel of cheese was involved. whatever.

yes. here's Two Men Contemplating the Moon, Caspar David Friedrich, ca. 1825-30,

João Gabriel, Track Meet