Back Alley Spaceboy

we’re killing our planet

Lemon Khezu 🍋

tried to intrude on god’s domain but found the gate wide open

and what sat on the throne, was no god

this is the plot of Dragon Age

but I can do a better job

i believe you

tried to intrude on god’s domain but found the gate wide open

and what sat on the throne, was no god

this is the plot of Dragon Age

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

A year later and he still loves trying to kill himself

*Butler Voice* Will you be making another attempt on your life this evening master Jimmy?

He is investigating various methods of cleanliness

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

It flew completely under the radar, at least to me, but The Asylum cranked out a Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire mockbuster, Ape x Mecha Ape: New World Order. The villain is just straight-up Cthulhu, which makes me think they were reading @tyrantisterror's tweets.

This only heightens my belief that I would revolutionize the Asylum's ability to make bad monster movies if they would simply hire me to write their scripts.

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

It's a good prank when the person you pranked immediately wants in on it, and it doesn't cause any harm.

fanart of the fresno brothers

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

turns sound on

the sound: