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I Would, But I Just Had A Really Good Cookie.

@azraeldoesnotdispute / azraeldoesnotdispute.tumblr.com

It's me again, your local genderfluid grey-asexual, Az. You may ask yourself, how did we get here? The truth is, it all started on twitter and it's probably not my fault.  they/them. I say fight me a lot for someone who's 5'1 and scared of spiders. Two time pilot of the TARDIS. Header by autumn-archfey-artwork, Icon by the fucking amazing seanchaidh7
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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llsilvertail

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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yume-fanfare

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

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blakbonnet
OFMD + AITA ✨ continuing my poison into positivity series, today's shoutout goes to @merryfinches for the incredible tags and kindness she brings, for the amazingly soft and adorable Ed and Stede fanart, and for the insanely supportive cheerleading, especially during this time in the gravy basket. The fandom would be so dreary without you, never change Kylie ❤️
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Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

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allronix

From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

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ri-writing

“Dance like no one is watching.  Email and text like it will one day be read in court.”

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