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Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
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The poison leaves bit by bit, not all at once. Be patient. You are healing.
Yasmin Mogahed (via extraterrestrialskies)
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People ask how the combat in Soul Eater works. This is more or less accurate enough.
dirtysouleaterconfessions
THE NOISE I JUST MADE
blue-eyed-hanji
this is exactly how it works
that’s the show
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i want a word for the almost-home.
that point where the highway’s monotony becomes familiar
that subway stop whose name will always wake you from day’s-end dozing
that first glimpse of the skyline
that you never loved until you left it behind.
what do you call the exit sign you see even in your dreams?
is there a name for the airport terminal you come back to,
comfortably exhausted?
i need a word for rounding your corner onto your street,
for seeing your city on the horizon,
for flying homewards down your highway.
give me a word for the boundary
between the world you went to see
and the small one you call your own.
i want a word for the moment you know
you’re almost home.
there and back again, n.m.h. (via lotteduerre)
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There are 5 types of fear
1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. Username or password is incorrect 5. “We need to talk”
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cutegirlonline-deactivated20181
cough
rough
though
through
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
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“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”
“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”
“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
alexianfireflies
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
mrprincesshorse
“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”
“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”
“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”
“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”
“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”
“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”
“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
spent today drawing horse anime
i’m proud of my life choices
Why these drawings are so amazing:
- Each winged pony has unique wings. Twilight’s match the stars on her Gala dress, Dashy has bird-like wings, and Fluttershy’s have touches of pink.
- Varying body types.
- The beautiful long tails and tufts of fur Twilight and Rarity have on their legs, just like classical unicorn paintings.
Just beautiful all-around. Love the colors and poses, too!
after making this post i prety much HAD to draw this
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goodhealth-andgoodvibes
this is dope
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Some of my favorite tattoos I’ve done this year, I’m on IG as bug_b1tes if anyone wants to see more of my tattoo stuff
#bls look at the tattoos my wife has done#if u go to their insta u can also find the ones they did for me if u go lookin#like they dont say its on me but#the huge pokemon thigh piece that isnt finished. thats me#its great#theyre doing great#honestly saers tattoos are amazing go check em out#also reblog#[points water gun at u] reblog my wifes art
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Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something
#like last night we got half a video of mal#on top of one of the bookshelves#who had just discovered the wire hanging from the empty smoke alarm mount#and he was like 'sus'#and was deadass about to jump to get it#and then he looked over and saw the phone#like#'i know what that box means'#'that box means im boutta do somethin stupid'#its like the pet owner version of 'are you sure you want to do that?' from your dm
//scurries in
hi it has been way too fucking long since i posted but im gonna try to start posting again. but. theres. gonna be a damn deluge of art coming so uhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna try and break it up some. at least vaguely.
anyhow o/ hi i should probably start reblogging stuff again too huh
this is probably the most impressive thing i’ve done lately. i’m still so damn proud of it
scene from the kingsreach 5e campaign i’m in! a bit of context and bonus silly version under cut!
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Art Fight attack for @malafight