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The MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe)

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After the previous post, it’s only a matter of time before someone feels the need to say something silly about what constitutes a wizard, so I figured I’d head this one off at the pass and present this handy guide to differentiating a beach Witch from a beach Wizard.

What does “The Spectrum” mean? Do some people have “more Autism” than others?

I covered these topics in a comic to help explain the extremely individual and incomparable nature of the autism spectrum!

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OSHA requirements for anime girl thigh highs to ensure they don’t cut off circulation.

All anime girls are required to tie their hair up when working near machinery REGARDLESS of personality type.

Avoid performing magical girl transformations on site, as the additional skirts and accoutrements represent a snagging hazard.

An approved dust suit is required if magical girl operations are to be carried out on site.

Giant anime sweat drops represent a slipping hazard and should be dealt with using the appropriate absorbent sand spill cleanup kit. Report to your OSHA representative if you have not received spill management training.

Magic shields of friendship and Absolute Terror Fields are classed as non-standardized Bump Hats and thus are not suitable personal protective equipment when working under scaffolding or when at risk of flying debris.

Your employer is required to provide and maintain all necessary protective equipment!

Getting really embarrassed and emitting a cloud of steam from your head constitutes Hot Work and requires a permit to ensure that all flammable materials have been cleared from the area.

Magical girls form teams for a reason! Many tasks require two or more workers to safely carry out: don’t be a hero, hero!

Super excited to show you all the first design of the new Pride Knights collection we’ve been working on! We’ve tees and hoodies in a variety of colors! (Print is on the back and logo on the front)

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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

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Everyone must enjoy this modern rice

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape