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KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING

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Auto•27•Trans dude (He/Him) � 🇲🇽🇱🇧✡️
Senior II game dev on Avowed at Obsidian! Previously shipped TLOU2 and KH3 (My opinions are mine and do not represent my employer). TERFS/truscum/tankies/MAPS/SWERFS do not follow
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happy 2nd birthday to tlou2! here are some of the wildest bugs the team and I found while working on it 🫡

- The time all the physicalized cars in a level congealed into a massive ball of cars vibrating in unison, causing a havok memory overflow warning

- The frogs hopping around in the Seraphite intro forest had been scaled up so they were the size of actual cars

- When Ellie tried to open a chained door in a cutscene, the entire door except for the chains (which remained floating in place) fell out of the world, after which she remarked “Someone’s locked this place up. You see a way in?”

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tumblr is wild because you’ll see a post that’s vagueing about another popular post and go like huh yeah you’re right. but then you finally see the post that post was talking about and it’s just literally not what the person talking about it claimed it was

post on your dash: i cannot believe you’re all uncritically reblogging that post where OP implies all dogs should be thrown into the ocean and killed

original post when you stumble across it the next day: i think maybe people should be more careful with introducing dogs that don’t do well with crowds into crowded spaces

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genfagloser

im making this its own post actually

found family is "i have endured the fucking horrors with these guys. i would both kill and die for them. i would rip my own bones out to make splints to heal theirs. there is no name for the bond we share"

found family is NOT "this guy is so dad-coded and these guys are so sibling-like and—"

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greelin

clawed gauntlets save me. Save me clawed gauntlets

in the most normal way imaginable i’m saying that if someone wanted to tear me apart with these. Well it would be fine i think

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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