blasphemous

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

I appreciate such badassery <3

Pffftttt—

walking into cazador's lair like

I believe she can in fact throw us ALL on her shoulders and carry us to safety

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

Astarion: Good luck finding the impostor in this group of fucked up weirdos

Karlach is all of us

I cried so much with Astarion's quest, what an emotional rollercoaster

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

Zelda Heritage Post

There’s an animation of this! (loud volume warning)

bg3 tweets

THERE'S NEW DIALOG WHEN YOU GET TO THE OGRE SCENE

tztsdtszdts ASTARI PLEASE

"Astarion bad because he doesn't wanna help the tieflings / grove" imagine you've just escaped a crashing alien ship and the first level 1 adventurer you meet tells you "we gonna go save some people you don't know, 4 of us vs like 50 goblins, you in?" girl I would quit the party right there

Bring Gale home to your mom and she'll be so happy. He'd be his charming self and your mom would be DELIGHTED. "Oh he's so handsome!" "You aspire to be a God? Finally, a man with ambition!"

You bring Astarion home you're cut out of the will immediately