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my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time

I mean, you are a predator, so you're not wrong. Humans are predators. Pretty much all mamal predators spend most of their time fuckin around and only a lil bit actually hunting

Proof that I should be allowed to fuck around more and find out less.

Countries which haven’t had a temperature over 40­°C.

by amazing__maps

time to update the map!

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything (update for part two)

a comic about an asshole paramecium

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

Nudes from a girl that make you think "damn I should visit that country huh..."

real

love when Windows is like "this plaintext log file has no file extension. would you like to open it with uhhh... lets see.. Titanfall 2?" like yes. duh. obviously

let’s see how this goes

KSDFHSKDJFHSKFJHSFKJ???

this is literally the best thing i've ever seen

hmu if you drink water like this

me with cum

SNFNFNSN SNNNFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNFNFNFNF

@ratgirldick​

“Death to america” but it’s said with the inflection of a friendly cashier at a store telling you to have a good day.

everything about this video

Cumslut cockgoddess mood