Kayleigh,no!

A thing for @kayleighwhatever of her OCs Anatoly and Triandal! 🖤

this is so gorgeous!!!!!!!!! Thank youuuuuuuuuuu

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

all of this yet not one mention of warrior cats spoofs. Weak.

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

How I have missed thee, Ornstein

So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

Do you know how fucking miserable it is to watch a group of 11 year old girls obsessively check their skin on pocket mirrors? And hear them talk about how they need new products to fix “imperfections” created by tiktok?? I just taught them last week what the OCEAN TIDES are. I helped one of them spell the word “conduction” yesterday. They just learned what the atmosphere is. Who the fuck is telling these literal children that they need eye cream??!! When I catch you!!!

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

free him

BALANCE IS RESTORED !!

I checked the guy's Reddit account. He shaved it off because it was too high-maintenance and he was super busy after the birth of his daughter. Feel like the original Tumblr post is kind of implying that his wife pushed him to do it, which I'm happy to report isn't the case!

The world is better than we thought

Yeah! I am happily corrected here!

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky

The bee guy is getting his own baseball card.