welcome 2 the jungle

environmental storytelling.

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

WRONG!

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

literally begging you all to listen to local artists and go to local drag shows and community theater and whatnot its the only cure for tiktok disease

cooking baking

you’re the only person who gets it

no offence grammarly but this already exists

finally. the little dude

Finally

finally

finally

finally

Finally

finally

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe