tell me I'm wrong
idk im bored nd making it all of yalls problem (making silly shit)
There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care
If someone identifies as a bisexual lesbian how does that affect your life? Like actually. Outside of your little online world what tangible difference is it making in your day to day? Some people have complicated relationships to sex and romance. I thought the whole point of the modern queer movement was for people to do as they please and be legally protected.
Yeah maybe you don’t get it. Maybe there’s some identities you’ll roll your eyes at. So? So? Why the hell do you care?
I’ve been thinking about PJO and specifically Silena Beauregard today, and I just had to make this
Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around
someone was feeling cold (aka my dream sandwich - wyll x astarion x karlach)
I’m romancing Karlach on my Astarion origin run and I just… have so many thoughts.
Astarion being cold to the touch because he’s undead.
Astarion being surrounded by other cold, undead wretches.
Astarion getting to see the sun again.
Astarion meeting Karlach and seeing real, genuine hope in someone’s eyes again.
And he’s hesitant, because who could go through the pain she has and not come out jaded. But here she is.
He can’t touch her, and he is so used to only being considered for his body. She can’t have him, and still she adores him. Still she stays.
They finally touch, and she is so warm. The first real warmth Astarion’s felt in ages. The first time in ages someone’s asked him how he feels and what he wants, and bothered to look past the surface and past his lies. The first time someone’s cared enough to.
Them being opposites in so many ways, from strengths to looks to personalities and perspectives, but finding out they perfectly compliment each other.
She makes him feel safe. He hasn’t felt safe in so long.
Astarion’s touch cool on her overheating skin, and Karlach’s touch warming his icy frame.
And suddenly, even when they aren’t touching, he’s not so cold any more.
Because after so many years in the cold, Karlach is his sun. And even when he has to go into the dark again, she’ll keep him warm. Even if they have to travel to the hells themself, he’ll keep her cool.
And I just really love that for them.
beach episode?
Me when I see Halsin x Astarion: this ship is very dear to me and so important and good
Me when I see Karlach x Astarion: this ship is very dear to me and so important and good
Me when I see Wyll x Astarion: this ship is very dear to me and so important and good
Me when I-
Karlach and Astarion are also the two companions who get their sexual identity erased the most, with people pushing Karlach as a lesbian and Astarion as gay just because she's big and he's flamboyant in personality
So shipping them together is extra satisfying because get wrecked haters
WYLLVEMBER DAY 12: astarion
licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so
a new concept: idiot academia
where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense
Why are you hiding this in the tags. Truth should never hide in the tags.
*on a nature hike*
Teeny kid Steve and Eddie meeting at a camp, becoming friends- best friends, to the point where they're already making declarations about never wanting to seperate after 4 days of knowing each other and, on the last day, they pinky promise that they're gonna get married one day so they can be official best friends forever.
Eddie thinks Steve must have completely forgotten about it until they do actually get married and Steve makes a joke about how impatient he's been and that they'd technically been engaged for two decades.