Where Is My Wizard Hat?

BLACK SAILS ( 2014 - 2017 )

4.03 "XXXI" // 3.09 "XXVII" // 3.05 "XXIII" // 3.08 "XXVI"

violent J's girlfriend made him soper slime pie. No this is not a joke

THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.

Highway robbery?!?!?!

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

did not know part 2 existed, here you go. another stab

Samus Aran in METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND (2025)

Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I love playing IPS-N pilots bc it’s the funniest thing ever to be entirely unimpressed with space magic.

“Yes yes, your gun shouldn’t exist and you sent that guy to the Duat or whatever and you think you had to jump timelines to dodge that shot, it’s all very cool and I love that for you. However, I shot that other guy with two large tungsten spikes from my nailgun then hit him with this sword and he’s exactly as dead.”

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

I might have made an error here

By Talos, this can't be happening.

See for me the thing is that my notifications tab has always been a completely unreadable mess from day one of using Tumblr, so no matter how many notes I get on my posts, it barely makes a difference.

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

One day you win an Oscar and a week later this happens to you. No comment needed. Speaks volumes about the people doing this.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

Scenes that fuck me up from kakarot she really said your trauma is just beginning 😭

I love little moments in the series that acknowledge gohans very hard life like this

I love the bloopers to this scene, too.