probably my favorite thing abt queer eye is when jonathan just says whatever the hell words he wants in whatever order and snaps his fingers and then somehow i’m still like babe… i GET IT

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

I found a Pokemon vending machine at a truck stop...

It was somewhere in Shizuoka prefecture.

If you stand around without buying anything for a while, eventually Pikachu comes out.

And starts recommending Pokemon to you, such as this Jigglypuff.

So with only five minutes to go before my bus was leaving I caved….

Hello.

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the bi-strut™

people out here really thinking that every badass woman is bisexual

….umm

3 out of the 4 are canon bisexuals. the wasp is the only one that’s fanon and she has this working towards her in favour of being bi…

canadian actresses can’t play straight characters it’s a scientific fact sorry

Of course they’re bi. Their male writers wanted an excuse to draw girl-on-girl action AND have them flirt with any male they needed them to. 🙄

….umm

wonder woman was created by william marston, a man who was in a commited polyamorous relationship with his wife, elizabeth, and their partner, olive. he had experienced the love that the two bisexual women in his life had towards himself and eachother. he wanted wonder woman to share this quality, but unfortunately because it was the 1940s he couldn’t even show “girl-on-girl action” let alone a healthy loving relationship between two women.

harley quinn’s bisexuality was confirmed with a kiss between her and poison ivy in the series ‘bombshells’ (2015-2017) which was created by marguerite bennett, who is a queer woman, then was later confirmed via twitter by amanda conner, the artist and co-writer of harley’s (2013-2016) solo series, yet another not-man, that harley and poison ivy were indeed girlfriends.

valkyrie’s bisexuality was revealed in ‘fearless defenders’ by cullen bunn. they definitely took full advantage of drawing valkyrie with an unnamed character that had nothing to do with the plot just to put them into a hot sexy lezzy situation, see…

oh wait, nevermind. that’s her with annabelle riggs, a developed character in the series, and that was her and valkyrie’s only physically romantic interaction before riggs sacrifices herself to save the team.

also, in the mcu, tessa thompson who is a queer woman, pushed to show valkyrie’s bisexuality in ‘thor: ragnarok’ but was shut down by the straight men at the studios.

…it’s almost like most women-loving-women representation is actually spearheaded by women and/or queer individuals, and even when it’s not, it’s still not always sexualised. don’t belittle bi female representation on false claims of sexism.

more proof on the wasp being bi:

Me

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL?! THERE’S A BIG FUCKING GAPING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN AND WATER IS DISAPPEARING INTO IT WHERE DOES IT GO?!

*Under The Sea starts playing*

Anyone know where this is?

This is off the Island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean! And actually it’s not really a waterfall, it’s the underwater sediment/minerals and sand that is being swept off the continental shelf into the epipelagic waters  by some pretty strong currents, creating a sort of illusion that the water itself is rushing over into a waterfall. It’s a pretty cool illusion though! 

There aren’t ever such things as underwater waterfalls or rivers that are just made out of water since water is technically all the same density (besides fresh and saltwater) and the only thing that separates it would be the salinity and/or the thermocline!

But when water is actually mixed with something denser, such as hydrogen sulfide or perhaps salt water crashing with fresh water, it can actually form underwater rivers such as the one in Mexico! 

Holy shit

one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

This radiates calm

i’m bisexual

i’m pansexual

I’m heterosexual

get well soon!

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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

Honestly something that bothers me more than most things is having my compassion mistaken for naivety.

I know that another fish might eat this bullfrog right after I spend months rehabilitating it.

I know that turning a beetle back onto its legs won’t save it from falling over again when I walk away.

I know that there is no cosmic reward waiting for my soul based on how many worms I pick off a hot sidewalk to put into the mud, or how many times I’ve helped a a raccoon climb out of a too-deep trashcan. 

I know things suffer, and things struggle, and things die uselessly all day long. I’m young and idealistic, but I’m not literally a child. I would never judge another person for walking by an injured bird, for ignoring a worm, or for not really caring about the fate of a frog in a pond full of, y’know, plenty of other frogs.

There is nothing wrong with that.

But I cannot cannot cannot look at something struggling and ignore it if I may have the power to help.

There is so much bad stuff in this world so far beyond my control, that I take comfort in the smallest, most thankless tasks. It’s a relief to say “I can help you in this moment,” even though they don’t understand.

I don’t need a devil’s advocate to tell me another fish probably ate that frog when I let it go, or that the raccoon probably ended up trapped in another dumpster the next night.

I know!!!! I know!!!!!!! But today I had the power to help! So I did! And it made me happy!

So just leave me alone alright thank u!!!!

THIS.

I heard a story about this, a parable I guess.

There was a big storm and a ton of starfish were washed onto the beach, stranded much further up than they could get back and beginning to bake in the post-storm sunshine. A little girl was walking down the beach, picking up starfish and throwing them back into the sea. Some guy comes up and asks her what she’s doing. “Saving the starfish,” she says.

He looks around at the huge beach and the hundreds of starfish, and says “You can’t possibly save them all. I’m afraid you’re not gonna make much of a difference.”

She throws another starfish back into the ocean, and replies “It made a difference to that one.”

Yeah, I mean, we know we can’t change all the things. But have you ever noticed how much better life is when you’re around people who change things when they can?

Kindness is a choice. Even if it’s small, it’s worth it.

This is what I’m talking about, when I say that kindness and compassion do not equate with ignorance, stupidity, or naivety. Being cynical does not make someone more intelligent or more worldly. 

Kindness is not weakness.

Kindness is brave. Especially when you also know that your kindness might not be returned, may even be met with anger or cruelty. It’s reaching out with an open hand, knowing that it’s just as likely to be bitten as it is to be held. 

Kindness is hard. If you can’t find it in yourself to be kind, then fine. But don’t make it more difficult for those that can.

Kindness is a discipline, a skill like anything else. Don’t think you can simply be nice the odd time and call yourself kind. Kind takes work, ethic, perseverance. It must be pursued even in the darkest of times. Mercy is for those who deserve it the least and vows are for the times when it is most difficult to withstand.

If you aren’t pursuing it every day, then you’re not kind. You’re occasionally nice. 

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA