Love u guys
here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again
excerpt from “The Book of Delights” by Ross Gay (transcript under the cut)
the next meme of 2015 is
everyone deleting their blog and escaping this horrid website of sin
Hey everyone
I know i lowkey abandoned tumblr, kind of gives me anxiety anymore
But just so u know i made it to florida back in March
I started working at a beautiful kitchen store in april
And through that store I met a wonderful man who is now my boss at a beautiful farm to table restaurant I work at.
There's a lot of aspects in my life that are still really shitty and tough but I'm so proud of myself for stepping out of my comfort zone and bonded with someone who opened up such a huge door for me.
I mean yall know how long I've wanted to be in culinary?? 4 ever
I'm alive
Incase u were wondering
talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”
he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.”
wtf dad
latest edition: me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine.
my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while.
is your dad an ex-assassin
remy the rat: i put gay rights in the soup…. and the ratatouille…