.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
Another example of how statistics are the Devil, and one must always be vigilant as to whether a claim of averages is referring to mean, median, or mode.
happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
uniqlo needs to do a medieval monk collection
this is surreal to me
in case anyone wants to cheat on their wife
Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
"babe you better not be elijah wood cuntily turning on the tv when i get home"
my goofy ass:
go my army
you’re doing god’s work here
Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit
feeling like the health inspector
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
this manga panel speaks to my soul
How are my sweetie pees
I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees
