OH FUCK IT'S SAINT JORDI'S DAY
ALRIGHT LIKE THIS SHIT AND JUVIA'LL PLOP EITHER A FLOWER OR BOOK IN YOUR INBOX WHO KNOWS I LOVE YOU
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they should invent yuri but with me in it. but in real life
no matter how active or inactive i am i still have the funniest url so who fucking wins, obama
Oh and if we’ve talked in the past, you’re always free to ask for my Discord. I might even send you shit that isn’t cursed inherently!
Anyone still around? Like this and I’ll give ya Juvia’s birthday post (yes, I boop here once a year now I guess) - it’s Saint Jordi’s day so she might give you a book or a rose! :D
Poros cannot read! Do not know what writing is. Is just squiggles to poros! Do not know why humans put so many squiggles in the paper rectangles! But do like snuggles. Happy poro chitters.
No worries here. Juvia can read to the poros no problem. Now listen closely, little floofs...
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort...”
"Merry birthmas, babe." Bought a new lava lamp, just for her.
NEW
LAVA
LAMP
SHE’S GONNA FUCKING MARRY THIS MAN, EVERYONE. PROPOSE TO HIM. TAKE HIM ON A HONEYMOON TO... to... I don’t know, but in exchange, he gets roses colored like his motorcycle and, and! A picture book on various motorcycles across the years. Because she loves him.
Poros snuggle! Is good birthday! Happy birthday! Happy poros! Many snuggles! Much love!
“Hello, sweetie!” Okay. So... Are poros literate? Ah fuck it, Juvia’s gonna open up a book with one hand and snuggle with another. She can multitask.
“Thank you, little one. Do you, perhaps, like being read to?”
out of fucking nowhere - it me, on juvia’s birthday (not... canon but somehow i doubt she’ll ever get a canon one) on saint jordi’s day! it’s a catalonian valentine’s day where traditionally girls give boys books and boys give girls roses, but recently i mean, no one’s gonna like, go after you if you mix it up a bit. so with that out of the way, lms if you want juvia to pop in with a gift!
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the more knives you have the more valid you are
Y'all where did Konohagakure-hero go :c
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“J-Juvia! I didn’t…I didn’t realize you were here!” Oh Mavis help her, she had a feeling this was going to end up getting all kinds of awkward. “Is it too much to ask that you just…you know…forget you ever heard any of that? Or all of it? Just…forget all of it. That would be great.”
“Juvia pretends she does not see this.”
She also pretends Lucy is showering her in metric craptons of cash to assist her in getting the therapy she so badly needs.
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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.
- guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.
- shelter protect them.
- shove push them.
- loop drape an arm around their shoulders.
- touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand.
- kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.
- palm smack them upside the head.
- bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.
- aid help them with a task.
- note pass a note to them.
- cry wipe away their tears.
- wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.
- bandage patch them up when they get hurt.
- heal take care of them when they get sick.
- book silently read a story with them.
- carry pick them up.
- scrap punch them.
- cherry find blood on them.
- sit help them sit down.
- medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.
- steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up.
- beat dance with them.
- stare stare them down.
- off track get lost with them.
- no shaking their head in disagreement.
- yes nodding their head in agreement.
- rush tackle them to the ground.
- open hold the door open for them.
“Erza won’t stop preaching to the choir. Her holier then thou attitude sickens me.”
“Sit next to Juvia, Sasuke.” She gently patted the bench next to her, figuring she may need more context. “What has she been saying that bothers you?”
Anonymous asked:
Have you seen Gray's butt?
“Most everyone has at this point. It’s not something particularly difficult to do given his habits. It’s like bragging about being faster than a snail, perhaps. Correct, one is usually quicker than such a creature, but it’s not something to brag about due to the simplicity of the task.”