Too many carrots disease.

On October 1, 1989 seven extraordinary humans were born. On July 31, 2020, they return.

I'm fucking crying over the fact that they cut the explanation for Mac shopping for 10 lemons and a bag of sugar.

They could not have come up with anything gayer than 'Mac tries to pick up women by making them lemonade and gossiping about Dennis for an extended period of time'

OLIVER QUEEN 7.11, “Siren”

Psych – 4.05: Shawn Gets The Yips

F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S02E05 | The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant

That is the best thing I’ve seen today

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#a few months ago i witnessed a huge ass raven violently yank a fast food bag out of an over stuffed trash can, then started munching fries

#then noticed the sweet and sour sauce that was half opened. Dipped the fry and ate it. looked like it had a religious experience.

#according to Google birds can taste sweet and sour so that raven just unlocked a whole new world of taste i think about this at least weekly

#also the raven was trying to scare off every other bird in the area the whole time, their fucking fries

#we were on a roadtrip for somewhat urgent reasons but my dad and I just sat in the van watching this happen for multiple minutes dumbfounded

#that’s been my bird story of the day

“He’s my son. He was taken by these divers”

Finding Nemo (2003) dir. Andrew Stanton, Lee Unkrich

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 9.04: Mac And Dennis Buy A Timeshare

CHARLIE, DENNIS, and MAC

favourite ouat scenes: 60/?

New Girl - 3.05

Random Bellarke moments (pt.9)

You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.

Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green in F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004)