AC: Comedic police duo of fast-talking, gun-slinging rookie and grizzled, disillusioned veteran officer draw attention after driving squad car into Hudson and then continuing ultimately-successful pursuit of bank robbers on bicycles commandeered from hipster bystanders.
DT: Critics claimed "politico-lifestyle profiling" after a clutch of Brooklyn bikers were arrested for traffic-related violations. Critic Kendra McAdams claimed, "Well, first they come for the bikes. Next, it'll be the underground dance bars. After that...well, after that is fascism." When contacted, spokespeople of the NYPD professed confusion: "Wait, which arrest are you talking about? We make thousands of arrests a day. The bike arrests? Jesus, you people have nothing to do with your time? Don't you have journalism to save or something?"
CT: Man is stung by bee and undergoes operation for treatment. NYTimes mis-transcribes original report and switches out "bee" for "bike." What should have been a B12 story for local consumption becomes a national headline after the National Bicycle Lobby is requested for official statement.
What This Article Is Actually About: NYPD went undercover offering to sell bicycles to deliverymen, luring them into purchasing stolen goods. The men were arrested. People were upset, not least of which, the deliverymen themselves.
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