I'm gonna step out and face the next storm

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

Scotts

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless

The Apartment , Billy Wilder , 1960.

GUYS

HEY YOU GUYS

WATCH THIS

i think we should start cucking people as a form of protest

[Video Description: A Polish ad with English subtitles. It shows a light skinned man and woman spooning on the couch. He's shirtless and she's in her bra. There's a romantic song playing. The man opens his eyes and smiles, kissing the woman's shoulders. He then sits up, as the woman keeps her eyes closed and stretches. She lets out a little laugh, then sits up as well, grinning. She says, "what is your name anyway?" and the man just laughs and puts on his shirt. She continues, "would you like to stay for breakfast?". The man sits on his wheelchair and starts to leave, a sad piano in the background

Then the record scratches as he turns around to find another man, holding a bag and roses, staring in shock. He drops the roses. The woman looks away awkwardly, and the first man just grimaces. He pats the second man in the shoulder before wheeling away, and the woman shrugs. It then cuts to the first man talking directly to the camera as the second man sits in the couch with the woman, head in his hands. The first man says, "what if I took your place?". The scene fades out and a PSA voice says, "Do not park in a disabled spot". /End Description]

same energy:

jury duty cat

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

this is so fucking funny

LOOKS LIKE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BOIS

Titane (2021) | dir. Julia Ducournau

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

I just finished a delicious cosmic crisp and for the first ten words of this I was ready to fight you

for the record this IS an apple the tech company specifically hate zone I would never dare insult the humble fruit which has done so much for us that said my personal preference is fuji all the respect though