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@keptjustice​  , Borat wants to meet you!
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   Borat discusses about McCree from an audible distance, 
    “ This is McCree, he is Overwatch Borat wannabe.                                                                                          I have hat? McCree get cowboy hat. 
         I have weapon? McCree must get weapon. 
           I have a iPhone? McCree cannot afford.
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     ‘ DON’T need no phone for what i do, stranger -- seems like you lack a few manners          in ya. ‘

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He’s hesitant, shifting his gaze to the holster momentarily. Suppressing a snicker, Junkrat drags his pegleg across the ground— the splitting sound of the metal scraping against the ground lasting mere seconds until the skittish junker took a STRIDE backwards. Twitchy fingers skimmed the fabric surface of his shorts; ready to snatch a Cherry Bomb from the pocket if needed.
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Now, ‘bout this PEACE concept of yers. Care t’ fill a bloke in on th’ subject?

A SCREECH eminantes from this one’s movement; perhaps to instill a tinge of nervousness within the bounty hunter.  mayhap it was only a cynical reply to his command.  either way, McCree’s arm slid away from the holster in an attempt to diffuse the tensions between them.

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     ‘ YA GOT two options here:  you can explain why ya felt the need ta nearly run me           over, or you can leave. ‘

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five word prompts

[inspired by this]
  • “actually… i just miss you.”
  • “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
  • “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
  • “and then everything just disappears.”
  • “and where do i go?”
  • “anyone could tell from here.”
  • “are you finishing that or…?”
  • “are you stupid or stupid?”
  • “anything, just call me, okay?”
  • “bitch better have my money.”
  • “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
  • “but did you do it?”
  • “call me now. it’s urgent.”
  • “can’t you listen to me?”
  • “cross that. don’t answer that.”
  • “don’t even think about it.”
  • “don’t you dare walk away.”
  • “do it. i dare you.”
  • “did you think i forgot?”
  • “eventually… you just move on.”
  • “even if you still do.”
  • “everything will fall into place.”
  • “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
  • “for once, i need you.”
  • “for once… i was right.”
  • “for once… i was wrong.”
  • “forget i even asked you.”
  • “forget it. you fucking suck.”
  • “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
  • “fuck off. i mean it.”
  • “give and take. that’s life.”
  • “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
  • “have you lost your mind?”
  • “hello? it’s me. i was-”
  • “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
  • “here’s a glass of whatever.”
  • “how about a hug, hm?”
  • “how about you make me?”
  • “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
  • “i can’t be around you.”
  • “i don’t need you, really.”
  • “i don’t need this now.”
  • “is this your first time?”
  • “it’s just a cut, really.”
  • “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
  • “i said i love you.”
  • “just don’t fuck it up.”
  • “just… come back alive, okay?”
  • “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
  • “kick his ass for me.”
  • “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
  • “life really sucks. feel better.”
  • “letting go hurts… a lot.”
  • “let me live, will you?”
  • “no, i don’t need you.”
  • “nothing can hurt me now.”
  • “nothing matters anymore to me.”
  • “okay it was me… so?”
  • “people lie all the time.”
  • “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
  • “please, you can’t die now.”
  • “please don’t leave me alone.”
  • “quiet. they can hear us.”
  • “quick! give me your phone!”
  • “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
  • “quit it or i’ll bite.”
  • “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
  • “really? do i look stupid?”
  • “real smooth, tripping over air.”
  • “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
  • “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
  • “seriously? give me a break.”
  • “so… what are we now?”
  • “so… did you miss me?”
  • “so… can we go eat?”
  • “so… when’s the next flight?”
  • “so… how did everything go?”
  • “sometimes, i wish you died.”
  • “so what? you did it.”
  • “time passes slower without you.”
  • “then what do you suggest?”
  • “the fuck? who are you?”
  • “then you tell me why.”
  • “this is not working out.”
  • “this isn’t what i wanted.”
  • “this is all a fucking disaster.”
  • “when did it all happen?”
  • “who knew you’d be here?”
  • “why do i even bother?”
  • “why do i love you?”
  • “why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
  • “you can’t be here now.”
  • “you look like an accident.”
  • “you really need to go.”
  • “you know who to call.”
  • “zero fucks given. next please.”
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                 ❛      not  a  claim  ;  simply  an  open  -  ended  observation.  and  whether  you                                      ——  listen  or  not,  is  solely up  to  you.    `
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     ‘ OPEN-ENDED implies you haven’t come to a conclusion -- and by the sound of it, you            very well have. ‘

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—an’ what happens if I don’t?? A devilish grin reached his lips, wide eyes focused on the other man. If even a single movement was noticed, the junker would bolt; purely out of instinct.
I’d prefer not t’ become target practice, if that’s what ya mean.

A HAND, hovering above the holster that housed the means to an end; ready at a moment’s notice.  his eyes glare at this torn, charred figure -- assessing their motives, their stance.  they seem still, just as lost as he; McCree kept his guard high, his figure locked in a standstill.

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     ‘ I GOT a bullet itchin’ ta find a new home.  jus’ back up some and we can end this peacefully. ‘

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