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Old, Tired, and Will Give You Cool Rocks

@elvenarcher / elvenarcher.tumblr.com

30-something Two-Spirit. They/Them. Married. Cosplayer, witch, musician, and lover of pizza.
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bigbigtruck

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

come back to me most perfect of comics

wee

I got a message from a follower on Insta who got the “wee” kitten tattooed on their forearm and i have never felt more honored

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mayakern

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla

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reblogged

imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker:

what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything you can’t call them out because then you have to reveal your own degeneracy.  you just have to sit there knowing that that smug bastard got away with it.

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