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bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

It exists now! I didn't make it, but someone else did:

they really let some whoville asses go crazy on cat toys

straight up whimsical

who allowed this

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

Here’s the explanation:

he's FIFTY ONE YEARS OF AGE

i decided to check it out for myself

Listen. New or questioning trans girl. People will say that wearing a skirt and panties giving you a boner is proof that what you're doing is unnatural. This is untrue. You are experiencing the sense of liking how you look: something most cis people have. You have begun to enjoy your body, something that has been absent for years. Your first kiss ever also will feel/felt that much more powerful. It's a little lame but just enjoy it for now.

Very true. It's uncomfortable because it's new, not because it's wrong.

"the woke left is turning innocent people into dogs/!!!"

wuhhh, transformed into dogs!?; I wanna be a dogboy I wanna be a dogboy I wanna be a dogboy I w

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

I'm sorry but this is so funny

having thoughts,

I hate how this meme format always catches me. No matter what it is about I HAVE to go through it line-by-line and consider each choice like I’m looking at fucking wine selections it’s my kryptonite I CAN’T NOT LOOK DAMMIT

My interpretation

Mr @bogleech your thoughts?

It took me a while to parse that the Persian cat “feeds off the living in abnormal ways” because a human has to give it cat food, that’s pretty good.

The chart would be thrown into total chaos by any of the things “mythologically” considered vampires however as they very seldom had fangs. In much of the world in fact, vampiric undead feed through their long tongue

Air biscuits

um.. hello!

so i'm coming over there

ok?

ok so basically

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