fucking yikes.

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

These are like the same type of guy to me

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

No time to explain, László Tóth is green

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

when your friend says love you at the end of the call

So very crash!

Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

My five year plan is to just see what happens

it renews every five years

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

Oh my GOD

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

Funniest reoccurring joke in Justified has to be how often Raylan Givens, black hat, fighter for justice, gunslinger, cowboy, gets into fist fights being dumb, tired, or injured, and gets his shit absolutely rocked. I'm three seasons in and I can't remember a single physical fight this man has ever won. It's incredible.

I keep seeing sinking ship links to other social medias and I just want u to know that if this place burns down I can be found Nowhere. I will at last be Free. Look for me in the Drift.

I keep seeing sinking ship links to other social medias and I just want u to know that if this place burns down I can be found Nowhere. I will at last be Free. Look for me in the Drift.