It's 4AM here comes the fear, I'm not prepared yet

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

me and who

who am I without a piece of jewellery to fiddle with

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

Tea set

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

for @its-tortle

MASTERS OF THE AIR · PART 1 and PART 9

Buck and Bucky looking at each other »1/?

hearing a song you really like on the radio just hits different than streaming it. same with catching a movie you really like on cable just as it's starting. streaming services will never be able to capture this very specific kind of simple joy

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep