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s.i.m.p.

@bigthicklongschlong / bigthicklongschlong.tumblr.com

Just a struggling simp (lookin at you Pedro Pascal)
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vamprisms

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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despazito

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

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beeswithmoss

𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬… 🍁🍂 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐳𝐲 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬!

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ikuyuk

【 Taupe Farmhouse 】 ~ mizunos16`craft

minecraft java / CIT resource pack ~ [5/7/23]

₍^._.^₎ 𐒡 🌼 - https://youtu.be/s13Nwvq22-g

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arystocrat

zelda theorists: who is that new dragon in that one screenshot 🤔🤔🤔🤔

me: that's just zelda casting the level 9th spell shapechange

it would be so funny if apollo decided to hit me w a dodgeball bc of this AND the lost in time theory

i was right with the lost in time theory. and after watching the third memory...

apollo's out to get me with his stupid dodgeballs methinks.

still hung up about this

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I almost asked myself how the hell it took me so long to finish TOTK before remembering the time I got sidetracked for well over an hour putting dead fish where they shouldn’t be and photographing them, which is one of the many unhinged things this game just lets you do

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