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Rey & Ben + Thoughts of Dog

Bonded Chapter 35: Haven

The newest chapter to my Reylo fanfic (rated T). If you want to check out the previous chapters, here’s the link to AO3!

The Devaronian glances at his cards.

He has two— an eight and a ten— cradled in both hands. They’re slanted down so only he and his company can see them.

Daja sits to his right, her forearms resting on the table. She leans in, looking at the cards then at the silver-robed man sitting across from them.

He’s smirking, like he’s already won.

Rey sits to the left, scanning the table coolly. Everyone’s out of the game except their host and this slimy-looking merchant, cropped white hair slicked back, blue eyes twinkling smugly.

Yet, just under the confidence is a twinge of fear and a kind of grating, like something’s going up when it should be going down. It feels like a lie…

Rey starts to lean in.

But Daja beats her to the punch.  

“He’s bluffing,” she whispers in their host’s ear.

The Devaronian squints, red skin wrinkling around his eyes.

“Are you sure?”

“Trust me.” Daja’s lips twist up. “I always know when someone’s bluffing.”

Their host stares at his cards. Then he nods, thick horns catching the light. He sits up, squaring his shoulders.

“I’ll see your raise…” He reaches for a stack of chips, lifting it gingerly and casting it on the pile. “And I’ll raise you fifty more.” He slides another stack towards the pot, the chips cascading over it.

For a split second, the merchant twitches.

But he regains composure quickly, that smooth, angled face becoming blank. He stares coolly at their host.

Then he shoots forward, pushing the rest of his chips into the pot. He sneers, sitting back.

The Devaronian widens his eyes. He looks down at his own chips, calculating what’s left. There’s just enough… barely.  

He glances from side to side, trying to decide what to do.

“Trust me,” Daja whispers, placing a hand on his thigh. “I know this game, and I know when someone’s lying. I can practically smell it.” She nods to the merchant. “This guy’s playing you, and it’s time to call him on his shit.”

The Devaronian sucks in a breath, drumming thick fingernails on the table. He stares at his remaining chips.

Finally, he pushes out an exhale.

“You better be right, girl,” he mutters, sitting up.

“I’m always right.” Daja flashes a smile.

Their host shakes his head, but his lips are turned up. He leans in, pushing his remaining chips into the pot.

“Alright, skinny man.” The Devaronian leans back, crossing his arms. “Let’s see what makes you so confident.”  

The silver-robed merchant glares, upper lip twitching. He stiffens, reaching for his cards. He turns one over slowly.

A ten.

Rey holds her breath, eyes fixed on the merchant.

He turns over another.

An eleven.

She feels a cold pang of fear rip through their host. She glances over and notices his hands are shaking.

But Daja looks completely relaxed, sitting back casually, smoothing the fabric of her purple gown.

The merchant turns over his last card. The entire table gasps the instant it’s revealed.

A six.

Daja snickers, wiggling as she sits up. She winks at their host.

There’s a swell in his chest now. He’s smiling greedily, revealing rows of yellow teeth.

The merchant bombed out. He didn’t just have a bad hand but a terrible one.

Their host reaches for his cards, turning both of them over with a flair. The table erupts in light clapping, the players nodding in approval.

“Good game.” A short Sullustan bobs. “Good game.”

“The Devaronian wins.” The dealer announces, gesturing broadly to their host.

The merchant fumes, his face growing red.

“We’ll take a short break, then resume in ten minutes.” The dealer clasps her hands lightly. “Be sure to visit the bar for some refreshment.”

The players begin shuffling, rising from the table in waves. The silver-robed man shoots out of his chair so fast it topples over. He doesn’t bother picking it up, just whips around and stomps out of the casino.

The Devaronian chuckles as he leaves.

“My dear…” He turns to Daja. “You are a gem.” He taps her nose with a long, curled fingernail. “Are you sure you can’t stay? I could have use for a clever girl like you.”

Daja grins, leaning forward. Their host stares shamelessly down the front of her dress.

“You know, I’d love to,” Daja croons. “But I can’t abandon the boss.” She nods to Rey. “You’re not the only one who needs clever girls.”

“Hmm.” The Devaronian slumps. “Well, I’ll just have to make good use of you while I can, won’t I?” He pinches Daja’s cheek.

She giggles, jutting her chest out.

It’s all Rey can do not to roll her eyes.

“I’d say that last round earned you the most expensive drink on Canto Bight.” Their host pats the table. “Tell me, dear, have you ever had Ipellrilla firewater?”

“Ipell-what?” Daja tilts her head.

Rey can’t stop herself this time, rolling her eyes so hard it hurts. She watched Daja down six cups of firewater not two weeks ago.  

“Oh, you poor thing.” The Devaronian shakes his head. “You haven’t lived until you’ve had firewater. And this casino…” He rises from his chair. “Carries a rare stock of it— completely proprietary, no one else in the galaxy has it.” He adjusts his dress coat, smiling. “Shall I order us both a glass?”

“To start.” Daja winks.

Their host shakes his head, amused.

“Feeling adventurous, are we?”

Daja just grins, sticking the tip of her tongue out.

“Alright, my dear.” He pats her shoulder. “Don’t go anywhere.” He begins walking to the bar.

But he halts after two steps. He turns back, eyes on Rey like he just realized she was there.

“Would you…?” He points to her awkwardly. “Like something as well?”

“No, thanks.” She gives him a tight smile.

“Ah.” He nods, a little uncomfortable. Then he turns, walking away. Daja shifts in her chair, watching him go.

“Hey Rey…” She leans back, eyeing their host. “Why don’t you go back to the Falcon?”

“Huh?”

“Listen.” She swings around. “You know I think of you like a sister, so it’s coming from a place of love when I tell you…” She scrunches her face. “You’re terrible at this.”

Rey jerks back.

“Terrible at what?”

“Schmoozing.” Daja widens her eyes. “Flirting, being charming, buttering someone up.”

Rey sighs, crossing her arms.

“It’s…” Daja grunts. “A good thing, really. You’re just so honest. You can’t be anyone but you. But right now, it’s dragging us down, and we need this.” She leans in. “You said it yourself. We have to get a safe house on Canto Bight if this escape network’s ever gonna work, and this guy,” she sticks a thumb to the bar, “Is our best shot.”

Rey sucks in a breath.

“I don’t like him.” She shakes her head. “He’s a weasel.”

“Who owns half the storehouses on this planet.” Daja makes a circular motion with a finger. “We need him, Rey. We need his space and we need his influence, and in order to get it, we have to play his little game. We have to let him take us out and flirt…” She shimmies her shoulders. “And bat our eyelashes and wear his stupid dresses.” She flings the fabric of her gown.

Rey sighs, looking down at her own dress.

“I feel naked,” she mutters.

“You look great.” Daja pats her knee. “But you’re being a downer, and I need you to get outta here, so I can lock this in.”

Rey furrows her eyebrows. She doesn’t like the idea of leaving Daja alone…

“Rey,” Daja says dryly. “I’ve got this guy wrapped around my little finger. Let me do this.” She leans in. “Go back to the Falcon. You’ve had a long week, and you’re only gonna hold me back if you stay.”

Rey slumps, staring down.

“Ok.” She starts to nod. “Ok.” She looks up. “But be careful, will you?”

Daja snorts.

“You should tell him to be careful.” She nods to the bar. “Once you get caught in my web, you don’t get out.” She squints with a glimmer.

Rey can’t help but smile.

“Alright, alright.” She shakes her head, rising from the chair. “Then, try to go easy on him.”

“We’ll see how I’m feeling.” Daja sits back. “You know what firewater does to me.”

“Your limit is two.” Rey dips her chin.

“How about three?”

“How about one?”

The women stare at each other, unblinking.

Daja leans forward.

“Two and a half.”

Rey rolls her eyes.

“Fine.” She grabs her pouch hanging over the chair. “Do what you want.” She brings the strap overhead. “But I’m not staying up to take care of you this time.”  

Daja scoffs.

“I don’t need you to take care of me.”

“Uh huh.” Rey adjusts the strap. “Sure, you don’t.”

Daja looks away, a little sheepish. She straightens, turning to the table.

“Run along, now.” She shoos her flippantly. “The adults are staying up late tonight.”

Rey shakes her head.

“Not too late, ok?” She starts to turn.

But suddenly, she stops, shifting back.

Daja’s leaning over the table now, arranging the Devaronian’s chips into stacks.

“Good call, by the way.”

Daja looks up.

“On the merchant.” Rey tilts her head. “How did you know he was bluffing?”

She grunts.

“I always know.” Daja turns back to the chips. “I’ve got gambler’s genes. The only good thing my father gave me.”

Rey purses her lips. She opens her mouth to say something but stops.  

Daja’s attention is fixed on the table. She appears focused, but Rey senses she’s not, growing uncomfortable under her regard. There’s something else too, something she can’t quite put her finger on…

Rey watches for a moment.

Finally, she backs away.

“See you on the Falcon.”

“See you.” Daja barely looks up.

Rey turns, heading for the exit. She weaves around tables and chairs, dodging casino guests as they stumble around, sloshing their drinks.

Two women are whispering by the arched opening. One points to Rey and the other looks over, raising an eyebrow. She scans her appreciatively, lips twisting into a sly smile. She tries to catch her eye but Rey just ignores her, moving quickly to the deck.  

Once outside, she sighs, looking down at herself.

This outfit’s ridiculous. It barely counts as clothes. She could have died when the Devaronian gave it to her.

It’s deep red and strapless, tight around the torso, flowing at the hips. The top part is see through except for at her bosom, wispy, gold designs crawling up the back and front. There’s a long slit down the lower half, exposing her right leg. The worst part is that she didn’t have any other shoes so she’s still wearing her boots, brown and grungy.

She’s felt self-conscious all night, desperately trying to cover her bare leg with the flimsy fabric.

She can’t wait to get this thing off.

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Side Story 1: The Poker Game

Countryside, England, United Kingdom – March 1848

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Countryside, England, United Kingdom – March 1848

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“It was the start of a long journey.”

“Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.”

— Charles Dickens

London, England, United Kingdom – February 1846

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This is so cute!

Soooo adorable

@rileylastname you should really post the video of you doing this and become viral

THIS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

Controversial opinion: a lot of the current discourse about whether Ben is portrayed as “too soft” and “not strong enough” is not a failure on the filmmakers’ part to create a worthy, compelling dual protagonist / antihero, but rather selective information processing in the fandom which has prevented many of us from discussing / reflecting on the character in all his nuances and complexity. 

I’m going to be frank: I think much of the misunderstanding stems from the fact that the fandom has historically disliked discussion of Ben’s rawer, stronger, and darker side– the side that knows what he wants and seizes it when the time is right. I can attest to this personally – I have several within-fandom backlashes under my belt to prove that many (not all, but many) Reylos don’t love talking about this aspect of his character. 

But it’s always been there. And talking to casual fans outside of the SW fandom has made me realize just how insulated we are. The simple fact of the matter is that casual Star Wars fans find Ben much stronger and darker than online fans, who often think of Ben Solo as the fluffiest and floofiest of fluffy villainkins (😂). 

Yes, some idiot fans complain about Emo Crylo Ren, but that’s certainly not the only take on Ben. For instance, antis are opposed to Reylo precisely because they find Ben genuinely powerful and threatening (because they are myopic idiots who only frame his potential in conjunction with his Dark side abilities).

What’s the reason for this disconnect? 

Again, I’m going to go out on a limb here and express my opinion as a meta writer. The issue, in my opinion, is that we’ve often been afraid to talk about the ways in which Ben is truly raw, strong, and untamed, because these qualities of his have been explicated (thus far) via his use of the Dark side of the Force. 

Reylos’ reluctance to discuss Ben’s power in all its raw, unbridled fury comes from an understandable place– attempting to protect ourselves from anti criticism– but the inevitable consequence of dictating / policing the “appropriate” way to discuss / portray Ben is that he is often woobified in fanon. He really has never been as soft, fluffy, or “weak” as many (not all, but many) in the Reylo fandom make him out to be. 

Yes, Soft! Ben is absolutely one side of him, but it’s not the only side. The TLJ novel was unequivocal in this– the man has darkness, and it’s a source of power and strength for him. And it shapes his motivations in the narrative thus far. 

Ben is domineering, dismissive, arrogant, and full of rage. He uses these things to fuel him. Yet he is also deeply conflicted, wounded, vulnerable, and compassionate. Fanon often prefers a discussion of the latter side of Ben and ignores the former. This isn’t true of everyone. But it’s true for many. 

I think the debate going on about Ben right now is fascinating and informative. And I do think it’s worth pointing out that this is a Heroine’s Journey for Rey- female empowerment is a key point, so yes, the narrative does ask us to cheer for Rey’s victories a bit more than anyone else’s (including Ben’s). 

 But Ben was never meant to be weak or pathetic or “subby.” He’s meant to be complicated, powerful, conflicted, and deeply wounded, lonely, and empathetic. 

This. It’s become more and more common to either see Ben as 100% fluff or 100% he’s dark and every little thing is his fault because he chose the dark.

There’s little to no discussion about his complexity. Not like there used to be. I think a lot of it comes from projecting onto him and a complete lack of understanding of what this trilogy is trying to tell us about the light and dark side of the Force.

This fandom was just discussing how Leia had tapped into the dark side to kill Jabba. That is 100% a canon fact. I’ve had lengthy discussions where I mention in new EU material there are Jedi who are not good people. At all.

Yet when it comes to Kylo people once again talk about how the light side is 100% good and the dark is 100% bad, and the result of this is trying to tone down Kylo’s darker aspects. The light and the darkness is part of the Force. Period. You can’t have one without the other. And if this trilogy and the TLJ novel has told us anything about the Force it’s that it’s sentient and it has a will. If the Force wanted to keep the Jedi and the Sith it would have not allowed them to be wiped out.

It’s not that these two sides are the problem, it’s the harmful ideologies that revolve around the light and the dark. Dogmatic beliefs ARE harmful. And that is the issue Kylo is facing. He’s still clinging to dogmatism because he’s been brainwashed. Once he breaks free of that (and he’s close if you listen closely to his speech to Rey) and Rey gives up bringing the Jedi order back, and those two come together then the Force will be balanced.

The dark isn’t bad. I’m not buying that for one second.

Now onto the other stuff. The “Kylo is an idiot and incompetent” meme is just…so wrong. He is extremely intelligent and judging by how he knocked out the Resistance fighters in TLJ I would NOT want to go to war with him. During Crait he was calm and collected until Luke showed up. He had a strategy going.

I think this fandom is scared of him being super intelligent and competent because that makes him more…villainous? What….?

And if I see one more “Kylo is weak and inferior to Rey” after seeing him hold a blaster bolt in midair while talking to Poe, surviving the shot from Chewie, and taking down multiple Praetorian guards at once I’m going to scream.

Personally, I’m a huge proponent of the Star Wars fandom recognizing and taking into consideration the darker and vicious sides of all of the Force-sensitive Skywalkers. Especially since the expanded canon has been doing just that. Especially with Leia, who’s very much her biological father’s child in terms of temperament and the ability to be fueled by hatred and rage. Even apart from the Huttslaying, there’s another of my favorite passages in Bloodline where she actually comes to an understanding about Anakin, because…

And of course there’s the now fandom-famous “I would burn down the whole galaxy if I thought it was right” line from Life Debt. Then there’s Luke in Star Wars Annual #4. In which he gets caught up in Vader’s search for the other in a pair of ancient and powerful Sith lightsabers, and this happens:

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My three-year old adds to the discourse.

For reference, here are a few examples of her Kylo stanning:

Continued.

And here she is rocking the Light Side. Because BALANCE, duh (Rey buns included)

BONUS:

DSGB being as extra as her faves.

The saga continues.

Gonna add this to the master post. :)

I don’t even know if she likes jelly beans.

I somehow never added this one:

And her favorite PJs:

Had to get this for her. Spoiler: she loves it.

POWERED BY THE DARK SIDE

EMMA IS HAVING A VERY ANAKIN HAIR DAY. THERE ARE OTHER SIMILARITIES AS WELL.

Watching TLJ by request. We had to stop in the middle last night because of bedtime. Then the hut scene came on, and she said, “Dad, give me your hand.”

I’ll admit, I got a little emotional.

Raven’s Meta Masterpost

For ease of reference, I’ve compiled my major metas into a masterpost. (It also serves as a damning record of where all my time has gone the past year. 😂)

I’m sharing this post for interested followers. I will continue to update as I go- hopefully more so as Ep. IX draws closer, and we get new content to analyze. 

I hope you enjoy, my dears! 😊💕

Reylo / Star Wars Metas

Ben Solo Must Live. Summarizes evidence for Bendemption and a happy Reylo ending in Ep. IX. Includes specific predictions for Kylo Ren’s “death” and Ben Solo’s resurrection. 

Bendemption and Rey’s Love. Discusses why Ben must redeem himself without the promise of Rey’s romantic love, although she (and others) will help him along the way. 

Courtly Love meta. Reviews how the Reylo dynamic in TFA and TLJ emulates the “courtly love” trope. Includes visual comparisons with famous works of art.

Don’t Be Afraid, I Feel It Too. Addresses why Ben said this in TFA. Discusses Reylo’s cosmic / spiritual connection and intertwined destinies.  

Dom / Sub meta. Argues that Reylo has a consummately equal relationship dynamic, using sexual symbolism and their interactions in TLJ as evidence. 

(A Reylo) Duel in Episode IX. Predicts when and how a Reylo duel will happen in Ep. IX (assuming there is one), based on the demands of the narrative. 

Enemies to Lovers. Discusses the enemies to lovers trope in fictional romances, with an emphasis on Reylo. Covers what the trope typically involves and why it’s so appealing.

Episode IX predictions meta. Summarizes Reylo-centric Ep. IX predictions (e.g., a Reylo duel, Hux’s coup, Leia’s death, a Reylo kiss, Chandrila, etc.). 

Hades and Persephone Parallels in TFA. Meta that summarizes visual and plot-related parallels of the myth. This reblog addresses Han / Zeus parallels. 

Hold on. Video lip-reading evidence that Ben told Rey to “hold on” after she was injured in the Throne Room. 

Hunger. 

Jane Eyre meta. (+ follow-up). Focuses on the parallels between Reylo and Jane / Rochester, and how Ben, like Rochester, must choose a better moral path. 

Kissing / Love Declaration Predictions. Predictions and speculation on Reylo kissing (multiple times!) and professing their love to one another in Ep. IX. 

(On) Light and Temptation in the Throne Room. Explores visual storytelling in the Throne Room through the use of lighting, and what it tells us about Reylo in that scene. 

Marriage Symbolism. 

(On) Monsters and Men. Discusses how Ben sees himself as a monster, but tries to make Rey see him as a man, and how that relates to Beauty and the Beast and Reverse Anidala.

Possession (and Jealousy)

Reverse Anidala. 

Sexual Symbolism / Sexual Awakening. 

Solo: A Star Wars Story: What It Tells Us About Reylo. Reviews parallels and inversions between Reylo and Hanqira, and how they point to a HEA for Reylo. This reblog discusses Solo’s implications for Han’s arc and HanLeia. 

Virginity. Reviews the evidence in TFA and TLJ that tell us Rey is a virgin. Also compares and contrasts Rey and Ben’s joint sexual awakenings in the ST. 

Wolfishness in Reylo. A response to @clyde-logan’s meta on Rey and Ben’s wolfish traits / behavior; discusses how they evoke an Alpha / Alpha mated pair. 

Other Content

Reylo Fandom Discourse.

Reylo Fic Recs.

Happy reading, and may the Reylo and Bendemption be with you!! ❤️

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo Will Come To The Light in IX Because:

Star Wars movies follow a pattern. (Lucas called them a poem, didn’t he?) They are all predictable. (Not in a negative way. In the way all great music is. There is a logical progression based on what happened before).

Ben’s progression in the movies is clearly the reverse of Anakin’s. For example:

UNFORGIVABLE ACTS:

Kylo: 1st Movie (Killing Han)

Anakin: 3rd Movie (Killing Younglings)

TAKING THE ONLY PATH LEFT TO THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALIENATED FAMILY/FRIENDS and BEEN SEDUCED BY A LIE:

Kylo: 1st Movie

Anakin: 3rd Movie

BEGINS TRILOGY FIRMLY ON ONE SIDE (WILL NOT END UP ON THAT SIDE):

Kylo: Dark in 1st Movie

Anakin: Light in 1st Movie

KILLS THE “WRONG PERSON” BECAUSE OF SOMEONE THEY LOVE:

Kylo: 2nd Movie (Snoke for Rey)

Anakin: 2nd Movie (Tusken Raiders for Shmi)

REUNION/INTERACTION WITH MOTHER AFTER A LONG SEPARATION LEADS TO A CHOICE WHICH FORESHADOWS ALIGNMENT CHANGE:

Kylo: 2nd Movie • Force Connects With Leia During the Attack on the Resistance Fleet. Cannot Bring Himself to Fire on Her/Kill Her.

Anakin: 2nd Movie • Finds Shmi on the Brink of Death. Murders the Entire Camp of Tusken Raiders to Exact Vengeance.

DEFEATED BY A MAJOR RIVAL WITH AN OPPOSING ALIGNMENT. THEY WILL EVENTUALLY TAKE THIS CHARACTER’S PLACE:

Kylo: 2nd Movie •Defeated By Luke Skywalker (He Will “Take Luke’s Place” in Some Capacity in 3rd Movie)

Anakin: 2nd Movie •Defeated by Count Dooku. (He Takes Dooku’s Place as Apprentice of Darth Sidious in the 3rd Movie)

SHOWS SIGNS OF SWITCHING SIDES THE WHOLE MOVIE, BUT IS STILL ON ORIGINAL SIDE AT THE END:

Kylo: Whole 2nd Movie

Anakin: Whole 2nd Movie

HINTS THAT THE LOVE INTEREST MAY STILL BE A PROBLEM FOR THEIR CURRENT ALIGNMENT:

Kylo: End of 2nd Movie (Mournful/Pining Gaze at Rey)

Anakin: End of 2nd Movie (Defies the Jedi Order to Marry Padme)

ULTIMATELY SWITCHES SIDES TO SAVE SOMEONE THEY LOVE (I SEE YOU, ROSE):

Kylo: 3rd Movie • Dark to Light (Likely to Save Rey)

Anakin: 3rd Move • Light to Dark (To Save Padme)

Accurate.

This is from TLJ script 💜

This makes me smile :)

Rey and Kylo’s first force bond scene: ‘The two have a new kind of force connection. In their closeups, their eyelines match so it appears they are staring right at each other, seeing each other, intimate, as if they are in the same room.’

Second force bond scene: ‘Now the line “You are a monster.” Kylo’s eyes, hurt with conflict beneath calm waters. Rey is struck by them, in spite of herself. With the shadow of rain running down his face, with more self-loathing than menace.’

Rey’s parentage: ‘Rey, finally speaking her greatest fear. Something she had hoped against hope was not true. But finally, she says it, “they were nobody.”’

Kylo also smirks in the script when he sees Rey (after she lands at the Supremacy), it’s not just in the novelisation.

I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue like that.

Charlie studied dragons. Ron isn’t just casually knowledgeable, he takes an interest in his brothers’ hobbies

I’ll bet it wasn’t just an interest. In fact, I’ll bet those exact words were repeated in the Weasley household on a weekly, if not daily, basis.

“But Mum, my mate’s cousin’s sister’s uncle has the egg just ready to go and honestly, who better to take care of things than us, because after all—?”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Dad, seriously, the guy in the alleyway was practically begging me to take the egg and I mean—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

“Good morning, family, let’s say I managed to convert my bedroom into a habitat suitable for a Chinese Fireball, wouldn’t that show that I’m respons—”

“Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!”

It’s just on a gigantic af poster in the middle of the Burrow’s kitchen. Hanging right there above the tea kettle: 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤’ ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝟙𝟟𝟘𝟡, ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖!

It just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey.

tender & delicious gummy pasta

Forbidden penne

this is about as al dente as you can get

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I swear every month or so a new friend tags me in this post

This is like time number 5

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Jason i’m going to peel you.

You cheeky lemon.

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My life is suffering

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Not you too, Loke, I thought you loved me

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*cries in french*

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Banana get rid of those tags now

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My chiold how could you

@cellochicita (I’m so sorry)

@cellochicita (sorry not really)

Everytime he enters the Avengers Tower, Peter quietly sings to himself, “Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated” and when they’re not around, he calls Tony “Heinz”, and Vision “Norm”.

PERFECT