I Dip Pizza in Ranch but I Won't Eat a Pickle Rd.

its been hours but i cant get over this depiction of dr. strange wearing his fuckass cape in the middle of surgery

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

stop reblogging this

tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

Not Safe For Work

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It's shorthand for "If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?"

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren't!) Consider this.

just goes to show how young the population of the internet is nowadays. nearly everyone that was into the internet for real in the early 2000s knew this kinda stuff

I need people to know that sometimes people tag your stuff as 'NSFW' not because they think a trans body is inherently sexual or something, but because even tasteful nude is still "My boss is going to ask questions if I don't close my browser fast enough"

media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

feels worth mentioning that my response to this was to yell "POISONS??? :D :D :D" and sprint into the room like a dog that's just been told it's time for a walk

wtf is this rejection letter im crying

im so cluckin sorry

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

*hits blunt and starts making regigigas noises*

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