mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

stop lmfaoo

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

@nocturnest @little-miss-dilf-lover @gh0stsp1d34r YES

literally !! he’s alive and well wdym

Right?? He is alive and well and living his happy lil assassin life with his brother!!🍊🍋🥹

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

the first 365 days of the year are always the most difficult

its a leap year this year so hold out for dec 31

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

RIP Matthew Perry

No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

I read this as "ARE you safe, ethnically sourced* human meat?"

I voted before I re-read it many times, because it sounded weird, and realized my mistake. And still, I wonder... Am I safe ethnically sourced human meat?

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

This reply has absolutely sent me

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

bf who asks “you want a treat??” while unbuttoning his pants

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!

i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday

(From the FEMA.gov official website)

If you need to disable the test on your phone, put your phone on airplane mode from 2:20 to 2:50 Eastern Time. The test will run for 30 minutes, although you will only receive the message once.