Jeez Joseph!

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Okay THIS

there's no standard 'people at this age do this' anymore because life and circumstance are so fucking rough

people like me with full time jobs that earn a fair wage cannot afford things like rent and cars, aka the basics of society, and that's not even taking into consideration people on minimum wage or anything like that, I have a decent job and (nearly) 2 degrees and I consider myself incredibly privileged to have that and a career in the pipeline but I also know I can barely afford to survive on that, and seeing people my age or younger who own homes and have nice cars and expensive holidays and I'm like ?? how tf ??? have you done that ??

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Sometimes I still hear my voice

Okay but been thinking of Orc!König.

Orc!König who finds you when raiding your village with his clan and who knows you're far sweeter, far more rewarding than the other treasures he loots from the village.

Orc!König who takes you with him as a trophy no matter how hard you fight back and can't deny the fact that it only riles him up more.

Orc!König who dresses you in the finest furs and gives you the best meats and sweetest fruits to feast upon to properly court you.

Orc!König who is reassured you're the one when you tend to his wounds after a nasty scrap with a fellow orc.

Orc!König who allows you to braid his hair, adding a little bead along with the others in his auburn locks to symbolize your marriage.

Orc!König who lays you upon the furs lining the floor of his tent to make love to you, keeping you warm all night long with the sounds of his guttural grunts and groans filling the tent.

Orc!König whose heart beats wildly at the sight of you being pregnant with a half-orc baby, watching as you waddle around camp with a hand on your back and one cradling your swollen stomach.

Orc!König and the way he will smite anyone who even breathes wrong in your direction, vowing to protect you and your baby from anyone and anything.

Being so sensitive to squirting that the 141 make fun of your for it and have little competitions to see who can make you squirt the fastest :(

Johnny holds the record of 37 seconds from fingering you so fast you couldn’t tell when his fingers were inside or out of you.

After their little competition your poor pussy was so swollen and sensitive that all it took was a few rough spanks to your pussy from Price to make you squirt again.

“Oh well look at that? Seems we got a new record holder hm?” Price teases you and Johnny.

“That doesn’t count the competition is over!” Johnny exclaims angrily at Price.

Meanwhile Simon and Gaz are fucking rock hard from watching you squirt again so quickly.

@consultingskeletondetective fuck?? me???

@ahoeformando WHAT 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

introductions

OKAY so i will begin my security shenanigans by describing each person; introducing them, if you will 😌😌,,

the first one i took to was ghost. ghost is a butch lesbian, probably in their mid 20s, who is about the same height as me if maybe an inch or two taller - i'm 5'4 for reference. they are your classic masc, short hair, a lil squishy n thicc, deep voice, tatted, looks incredible in their security uniform 🙈 it's always hot in the building where we work so i'll often see them all suited up with the reddest, squishable cheeks, flushed from the heat.

next was könig. könig is a tall (like giant tall), handsome bald polish man with the most perfect scruff. he's probably in his 40s, so broad and his voice is like honey and he's covered in fucking tattoos. he's also got the sluttiest fucking waist istg-

soon after came soap. soap is on the same shift pattern as ghost and their banter is what got him his name - i think they're a similar age. he's also tall, short haired, got a lil scruff. unfortunately he's not scottish, but he's got a nice voice anyway. i swear i've caught him checking me out a few times,, 🫣🙈

and finally we have both prices. i'll call them price 1 and 2, because i've had many more interactions with price 1 🙈 price 1 isn't as conventionally attractive as price 2, but he's so cheeky and non-serious when he isn't dealing with rude people. he's at least late fifties, muscles surrounded in a nice layer of pudge, salt n pepper facial hair. he used to be a sergeant or some other higher military rank and you can tell. the way he carries himself, the way he speaks. eugh. he's got pretty smile lines around his eyes and ofc tattoos. price 2 i've had very few interactions with. but he kinda looks like actual price 😳😳 he's definitely younger than price 1, with a little less squish, little more visible muscle. he's usually more serious than 1, too. price 1 and 2 are like a duo and they always walk around together, which of course fuels my silly thots 🥰

those are all the people i have so far, and of course i have interactions to detail 👀 i guess i'll have a taglist(?) for this if anyone wants updates whenever i post shenanigans!

taglist: @consultingskeletondetective @taintedfaith

😈😈😈😈😈

so fairly recently i started a new job. where i work there’s 24/7 security, and because of this there’s a changeover from day to night staff every afternoon. all of security rotate so they all do days and nights equally. ANYWAY

this is important because a lot of the people are. uh. hot 💀

i’ve been telling my baby @consultingskeletondetective all about the shenanigans that happen and i wondered if anyone here would care to read a few things 🤭 there’s nothing spicy of course (apart from my thoughts), it’s all very professional, but my goddd

i’ve accidentally attributed various people to their CoD counterparts and now that’s literally what i call them in my head, and to abbey, rather than their actual names 💀

so far i’ve a ghost, a soap, two prices, and a könig 🫠

i’ll post a few bits sometime soon if anyone’s interested 🙈

dudes will be like "women only date based on looks they wouldn't go for a guy who isn't conventionally attractive" meanwhile the women in question are thirsting over the ghoul from fallout bc he's cool and wears cowboy boots like looks literally have fuck all to do with it fellers

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