The whole worlds a river, and I'm its king.

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A non-selective Ask/RP blog for Tahm Kench, from League of Legends. Please read the rules and if you're feeling up for it, the headcanons too, before you interact with me. PROBABLY PERMANENT HIATUS

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Life: A Hiatus Notation

[Listen, I’m gonna be straight with y’all.

I love Tahm. I really do. But my muse has waned and I’m not playing League as much anymore.

Effective as of now, I’m gonna put myself on Indefinite Hiatus. When my muse comes back, I’ll be back and doing more Story Time. But please don’t expect anything huge right now. I know a lot of people I was close to have left in my time away, and right now that just makes me upset.

So I’m gonna apologise to everyone. I’m sorry I haven’t been around. When I’m back, though, I’ll probably put out a million and a half promo notices, for both Tahm and Marietta.

If we were close, and you want to keep in contact, add me on Discord.

Love,

Frankie

DISCORD: Frankie #2002

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Hiatus?

[Probably? Idk. It’s been a long time since I posted and mostly that’s because I’ve just had no muse whatsoever.

From what I gather folks will be coming back for the summer soon so I’ll probably be around then?

Idk.]

#ooc #hiatus thoughts

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[”I’m back,” I say, as I enter a week of work placement and conventions.]

#ooc #I am HERE #but im not #active

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"Fish'n'chips" I'd call you!

Fish'n'chips stays then! I have a feeling you fancy it. *wink

(Irritated catfish grumbling)

#mercury-hammercannon #shitpost #ooc

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mercury-hammercannon asked:

"Fish'n'chips" I'd call you!

Give my muse a nickname!

“It’s a great food, pretty man, but it ain’t a fittin’ nickname for me.

Why, I find m’self mighty insulted by such a name. Why don’t you go fiddle with your science and play up to your fangirls, and leave the nicknamin’ to folks what got a good grasp of the legendary River King?”

#ic #nickname meme #answer #hue #mercury-hammercannon

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Anonymous asked:

Lulu thinks. "Toady or Fishy?"

Give my muse a nickname!

“Your guess is as good as mine, little Yordle.”

#answer #ic #nickname meme #Anonymous

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a-rat-and-a-blob asked:

"Surface-dweller Snaptrap" (Twitch)

Give my muse a nickname!

“There ain’t nothin’ about me which belongs on the surface, little rat.”

#ic #nickname meme #answer #a-rat-and-a-blob

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Anonymous asked:

I just learned that some amphibians can get motion sickness amd will sometimes expel their entire stomachs when they vomit to rid themselves of a bad bug. Does that kinda thing ever happen to you mister kench?

“Well. It depends on the context of the situation.

I’ve had a fair few times when maybe I ate somethin’ I ain’t quite meant to eat, maybe somethin’ that don’t sit right. I ate Void flesh, and that certainly weren’t a good thing to eat. It does awful things to humans-- to myself, well, I ain’t able to eat for days afterwards.

And the stomach problems ain’t worth the trouble, mind.”

#answer #ic #Anonymous

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morose-deserter-deactivated2021 asked:

"How about 'silver tongue'? "

Give my muse a nickname!

“Why, that ain’t a nickname, but a wonderfully accurate description, child. Though I’m reckonin’ I wouldn’t mind bein’ referred to as that more often.”

#ic #answer #nickname meme #morose-deserter

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ladybuvelle asked:

Mister Kappa (because Sona would think that's what he was at first glance, but he also wears foreign clothes. logical.)

Give my muse a nickname!

“I ain’t ever heard of a kappa, miss, but it sounds like a word what would strike fear and terror into the hearts of sailors, so I’m relatively fond, you understand.”

#ic #answer #nickname meme #ladybuvelle

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athenafire asked:

Uncle Tom

Give my muse a nickname!

“Regardless of the fact I ain’t got any proper family, I find myself rather fond of this name.

Though it ain’t quite got the fearful ring to it what ‘River King’ does.”

#ic #answer #nickname meme #athenafire

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xopeutpiia-deactivated20180415 asked:

"You're nickname is fat man in a little coat."

Give my muse a nickname!

“Well that’s pretty insultin’ comin’ from somethin’ what ain’t got flesh and gotta wind itself up every three minutes.

Anyways, it’s not coat. It’s coats.”

#answer #ic #nickname meme #brokenballerina

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Give my muse a nickname!

Make it cute, embarrassing, or annoying- anything goes!

#hit tahm up #ooc #prompt

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[Story time with Tahm coming some time this week. Gird your loins, chaps.]

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The Serpentine lapped gently at the River King’s face. There were probably better places for someone to sleep, but this one suited him just fine.

His yellow eyes opened a crack, and then widened. Why had he been gone? He wasn’t sure. Was he back entirely-- not quite yet. But he was most definitely awake.

[Hello ladies, gents and everything in between. I’m back-- I have a fair few busy weeks ahead of me with getting drunk/placement work/london MCM expo but I’ll be AROUND!

I’ll be addressing replies most likely Sunday at the earliest, Thursday at the latest. If you’ve got any questions/concerns/plot requests, just pitch them right over here!]

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Hiatus Update

[It’s that time of the year again my dudes. by which I mean, it’s exam time and I’m ready to fucking die.

HIATUS UNTIL 12TH MAY

I’ll message everyone who I owe replies to when I get back.

I’ll probably also make an effort to try and be -rainbows- ACTIVE on both blogs when I do.

lel.

Frankie out.]

#ooc #hiatus update

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[Apologies for the lack of activity/replies/everything

Uni is stressing me out a lot and I’m having some issues with motivation.

Sorry friends! <3]

#ooc #maybe hiatus?

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