new uquiz coming soon! link will be in the notes :33

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Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[ID: A screenshot of the video “Monster Factory: Fallout 4--Episode 1,” showing the Final Pam. It is dated November 12, 2015. End ID.]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Yes but what is that candle

Knife-wielding tentacle is six years old! They must be the stabbiest Kindergartener ever.

Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[ID: A screenshot of the video “Monster Factory: Fallout 4--Episode 1,” showing the Final Pam. It is dated November 12, 2015. End ID.]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

I’m crying. 

i scheduled this a year ago..

Scheduling for every year

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

It’s today!

It’s today!!

I love tumblr because nowhere else I can log on in the morning and see my dash full of posts about stabbing caesar and without checking the calendar immediately understand that it's March 15 again

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

Too soon-

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

Perfect timing for ides of march

how is this post still alive

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

This was my first time.

Soon™

Reblogging this a year in advance

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Hey, I just noticed that 2/22/2022 will fall on a Tuesday, creating ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY and that somehow makes up for today being a Monday.

It’s just over four years away. Start preparing now.

ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY is only three years away. Are you ready? Do you have a date? Have you booked a hotel room?

I’m thinking the big party locations will be Tuvalu, Tulane University, and Timbuktu.

Drink of choice? Dos Equis.

Fruit of choice? Pears.

time to arrange a ménage à deux

happy two2day!!