"It wasn't a compliment"

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James • 20 • she/they
multifandom ~ fanfic writer
My special interests is Top Gun: Maverick ♡ my writing blog
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*:・゚── introduction/navigation ── *:・゚

ABOUT ME: James (she/they), 20, USA. Fic writer. Autistic and aro/ace.

Hello! This blog is 99% reblogs and serves as an archive for all the things I enjoy. This includes any hyperfixations and all of the fanfiction I read (at least until I create a dedicated reading blog). My asks + messages are always open and everything important is tagged!

My special interests: Top Gun (1986) + Top Gun: Maverick

Current hyperfixations:

Other things I love: Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible, Mad Men, Dune, Elvis Presley, Austin Butler, Masters of the Air, Call Of Duty, The Maze Runner Series, and gifs of my faves!

LINKS/NAVIGATION

@lieutenantfloyd: Writing/Second Blog#Fics: All the fanfiction i’ve reblogged (not my writing)#Faves: My favorite fics#TBR: Fics I’ve saved to read later#Cleaning Out My LikesSelf-explanatory#Queue’ve Got The Need For Speed: things I've queued#*: The catch-all tag
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Good Night Elvis Girls!

Theme 376: dare you not to smile or laugh too

GNEG! Tag List:

Sometimes tags works sometimes they don’t!

If you want to be added to the tag list, please send me a message.

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frownyalfred

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

  • Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
  • You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
  • When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
  • A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
  • Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
  • The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
  • Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
  • Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

Other things you can do:

  • Linked footnotes
  • Customized page dividers
  • Sticky notes
  • Lined paper
  • Paper that looks stacked on top of each other
  • Old looking paper
  • Newspaper articles
  • Tumblr posts
  • iOS text messages
  • Emails
  • Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button
  • Freaking discord chats

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

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starkerfilth

WHAT

One of those times I'm reblogging something so I can find it again later

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plaguedocboi

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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