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Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.
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FLOOFLE TAIL
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“Other people have it worse” is really a terrible and possibly insulting response to someone who is venting to you
A Day to Remember - I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made of?
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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
foxymaple
quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”
perkachow
Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!
cyphonism
Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most - Dance Gavin Dance
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@punksfordays no better feeling in this world than waking up every day knowing we’ll always have each other. I love you always 💖
I have the best girlfriend ever!!! Smart and beautiful and (moderately) funny!!! I love you baby. Happy 3 years 💖💖💖
america
@cyphonism why is this a post with thousands of notes.
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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast
every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,