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@openthegatesyourqueenishere-blog

| just a hs student | way too obsessed with fictional characters | currently just trying to keep life together and work on dnd
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lmfao

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biglawbear

WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE

Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where Baby is so clearly she knows her baby’s back there and is listening in that direction

GOD THIS IS SO CUTE

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pokemaniac1

I love how the baby is just as taken aback as the mum appears to be.

Like “Woah wtf. That actually worked??”

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A/N: Just some random Dean Christmas headcanons I thought of. How Dean would be if, ya know, the world like wasn’t constantly ending. Maybe had a little family living with him and Sam at the Bunker. They just kinda came out one day and I wasn’t ever going to post but as usual @impala-dreamer said I had to. Hope you like!

Clark Griswold AF

Goes out by himself every year and buys a special ornament for each family member. It soon becomes everyone’s favorite tradition.

Bobby, Charlie, John, Ellen and Jo, Kevin, Eileen, Crowley, Benny and even Jess each have an ornament. Every year they’re the last to be put on the tree. Someday, when there are kids at the Bunker to they love to hear stories about each one. Sam and Dean take turns telling them.

OBSESSED with after Christmas decoration sales. Giant light up snowman for 70% off? YES. PLEASE.

Every year - every. single. year. - Dean gets Sam skin mags and shaving cream. Sam gets him motor oil and candy. They are wrapped in brown paper bags and newspaper.

They go and buy toys every year for Toys for Tots or an angel tree. Because Dean knows what it’s like to not get gifts when you’re a kid. He and Sam go 1000% overboard. It takes hours because they end up having so much fun picking out toys.

This is when Dean flexes his cooking muscles. He makes everything. EVERYTHING. He plans for days. You get to help shop, and maybe do some prep. Sam is told to stay out of the way. You all eat like kings for days after because he cooks so much.

A Christmas Story is considered the highest of cinematic achievements. Sam is still bitter about when Dean dared him to stick his tongue to a pole when they were little.

Once there are kids you have to get him to stop running around the Bunker yelling “Shitter’s full!”

There’s a fight every year about if Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not.

“Dean. We don’t need 3 kinds of potatoes.” “I’m not getting rid of any Sam. Shut up.”

Spiked everything. Dean doesn’t need a reason to drink, but hey why not be festive?

Sam’s not allowed to make the eggnog.

Every year he asks Cas to sit on top of the tree. It’s not funny to anyone but him. Nobody laughs. He still does it every year.

He buys fudge every year and laughs about “that one time they were almost ritualistically sacrificed at Christmas.”

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Why was this cut out from the goblet of fire?!

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terahertz

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF THIS SONG, I NEVER REALISED IT WAS FILMED THEN CUT

all the durmstrang and beauxbatons kids are just like what the actual fuck

OMFG

this is fab 

okay I love this for so many reasons. it’s obvious dumbledore made all these students practice this song a lot and even tried to teach them a dance number and they literally have no idea what they are doing. Draco looks so uncomfortable and hermione looks so happy and Harry just looks really concentrated on the lyrics and arm waving and it just reminds me of how when my school has to sing the school song all the elementary school kids sing it and then you have two seniors singing it at the top of their lungs obnoxiously and giggling through the whole thing

What the actual fuck crabbe

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spare-mee

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk. 

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits. 

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving

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trumpetnista

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around!

listen to ur boobs

its all in the boobs

hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry

Always reblog! 

REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!!

B

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

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butchercat

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

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killjoygem

TO BE JOLLY

Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

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