“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

Kinktober day 9 - Dad’s best friend

Prompt list

CW: nsfw, fem!reader, unprotected, implied breeding kink, very little plot

Note: So sorry this is out late I’ve been with my grandma all day so it’s been heard to write. And as always, feel free to ask to be on a tag list

santi “i fuck a lil nastier when i know it’s mine” garcia rb if u agree

Made a design for venomized Miguel O'Hara

SURPRISE!

Narcos premiered eight years ago today and I, for one, will remain forever changed.

Happy Anniversary, Javi P! 👚👖❤️

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

Read You Like a Book

Pairing: Marcus Pike x Fem!Reader/OFC (Anne)

Chapter List:

One Shots:

Headcanons:

Other

Art

Breakout - Round Two

Pairing: Boxer!Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

Boxer!Miguel AU(?

Quick edit I made for @astroboots ' fic Punch Out Love 🤭🤭

Crop:

When people ask me how to write effective smut....

Answer: OVULATION

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

This for real. Alllllllll of this. All of these sounds are the way different people speak based on their emotions. A snarl is not going GRAWR like a dog. It's so furious their teeth are bared, every syllable sharp and cutting and loud. A growl is lower, the words dangerously rough and hot, a warning.

It's the same with softer sounds. A purr is that low, gravelly mmmmm noise of pleasure, or words warm and smooth as melted chocolate. When someone chirps, it's bright and happy and quick, the syllables a little clipped in excitement. Panting is not tongue lolling like a dog; it's a heaving chest and words that are half-breath.

This is what language, what storytelling IS. It's symbolic, it's imagination, it's metaphor and analogy and simile. Strip that away and all you have is textbook descriptions, which are of course useful when reading actual textbooks, but far less entertaining when reading a goddamn fictional story.

Across Dimensions

Summary: A strange turn of events lands a 6'9" man with a temper and wearing a weird outfit at your doorstep. What could possibly go wrong?

Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x civilian female!reader

Rating: 18+

Setting: canon-compliant

Warnings: (will add as the series progresses)

Chapter 1 - Knock, Knock (23/8)

(will add more chapters as I go along)

Masterlist

people asking what my writing process is as if i even know. i just blackout and hope something good comes out of it