All of my OTP's are the death of me

are you normal or do you very often think about the fact that the last word on emily’s tombstone is the name of jj’s secret mission in afghanistan?

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Today’s test environment was the Lofi Girl, and If I Had Words (from Babe, 1995.)

You can still call me up at night He can still be the love of your life ♪

🗣️| ‘I just really really love playing for England […] when I put this badge on, I feel 10x taller, 10x stronger.’

She was BORN to captain this country, it really does mean the world to her 🦁❤️

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

Also like. when she asks him why he isn’t on a diet. and you just know she has heard this dumb “tip” a million times before (“just go on a diet!” “if you really apply yourself you can easily use x amount of weight!” “you just don’t want it enough!”)

& Dewey just

there’s nothing wrong! with liking food! and being hungry! you don’t need to starve yourself to fit into some bs aesthetic! eat food!

Also that he cited a fat black woman singer specifically as it was the black girl who asked. gave her a direct representation of someone just like herself instead of citing anyone else

“My team? Let me tell you about my team.

Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity, from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid’s intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions and at the moment his shield is under repair.

Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn’t yet feel she’s part of the team. She needn’t worry. Every day, agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team. And every night she goes home hoping she’s made the right choices.

Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens. And agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself. Yet he pours his heart into every case we handle.

I stand by my actions and I stand by my team.”

mighty north london

Idk if anyone's done this with Lena but—

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

MARINA CUDDLES

I will still never get over Erika hiding behind their podium over Brennan's dom dm bit and then Brennan very actively not looking at Erika when they do the wicked switch of the west bit, meanwhile Izzy is just shamelessly and delightedly staring at both of them (until Erika goes uwu which is enough to defeat her too apparenly)

do you ever think that jennifer jareau wouldn't mind being in love with emily prentiss if it didn't mean being in love with another woman and emily prentiss wouldn't mind being in love with another woman if it didn't mean being in love with jennifer jareau or are you normal?

shauna never fully letting go of jackie and her and jeff visiting her parents on her birthday every year. misty being willing to do anything for nat. lottie saving nat’s life. van writing i love you to tai in her blood. shauna crying when she realizes that she has to kill nat. the other version of tai whispering “go to her” and leading her to van. lottie getting beat up just to make shauna feel better. shauna and van not letting tai sleepwalk. misty being with nat when she finds travis’ body. tai paying for nat’s rehab and doing whatever she can for her. ALL OF THE SURVIVORS DANCING TOGETHER IN THE SNOW THAT TRIED TO KILL THEM 25 YEARS AGO IT’S NOT A LOVE STORY BUT IT’S A STORY THAT HAS LOVE IN IT ARE YOU GETTING WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY??

emily's reaction to will/jj kiss parallel will forever haunt me. this is MY roman empire.

I was rewatching In Heat (3x17) and it is insane to me that the writers actively chose to try and create a parallel between the story of a closeted gay man unsub who was killing other discreet/closeted queer men with the story of a straight (canonically until they say otherwise) woman who was hiding her one-year relationship mostly for privacy, partly due to a fear of commitment.

Like in what world were those situations parallel? For real.

And JJ does both the opening and ending quotes and the quotes are all about secrets??? And it's supposed to be satisfying that the secret is she's been dating Will all along when she literally walks up to Hotch and tells him about how the gay unsub was targeting his victims because he saw a freedom in them that he didn't have for himself??? And she was super quick to say yes when Will asked her if she wanted to break up with him???

Then right after JJ and Will kiss they pan to Emily who looks wan and not happy and just says, "I thought she'd never admit it," deadpan when she's not above being a little shit and teasing her coworkers? Meanwhile, Derek huffs out a laugh and Spencer goes for the 'duh' approach.