HAPPY PLACE

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

— Graham Norton on, shockingly, Estonia

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

I post for the girls who make very bad first impressions, girls that can’t maintain eye contact, girls that are severely incapable of making conversation, and girls that never think before they speak.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Reblog for others. We need large sample size.

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

also they found her because a squirrel was chattering angrily about her being in the tree.  i just think that’s really funny. 

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

Gay people I summon thee

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t