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I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

First month of having a cat: You beautiful being. You are so perfect. You are a tiny god and I am so lucky to have you in my house. I just love you and every moment spent in your presence is a blessing 

Every following second: Oh my god you fool. You fucking buffoon. I love you you tiny idiot.

That time Aunt May poisoned the Chameleon when he was disguised as Peter.

I never saw the last page and for years l thought that aunt may literally killed a man.

bye i love this

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

Always reblog.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians 

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

I’M CACKLING

Lord of the Rings Stained Glass Illustrations by breathing2004

Ohhhh my Gooood

Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Max “apparently freaking psychic” Kruemcke

i might have a thing for primal mages

Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle

write a story about how you became the world’s most powerfull person… by accident.

(This is where it starts.)

One.

There is a strange creature crossing the road behind the lecture hall. You stop on your bike and frown at it. It looks a little like a turtle, but it’s limbs are longer than any turtle you’ve ever seen. It’s stretched out on the hot asphalt, long, pale limbs clawing forward towards the small stream that runs on the other side.

 You hop off your bike and gently pick the creature up, hands under the belly of the shell like you learned from the internet.

Imagine your surprise when the shell slides off the creature instead, dropping a tiny woman onto the asphalt.

“Water,” she croaks, tiny eyes screwed shut.  Her eyelids are the size of yours which means they’re huge on her. “Please.”

(You will not know until later what exactly please means to the fae.)

You feel yourself move through your shock. You pick her up and take her to the water’s edge. She slips under the surface, pale skin flashing like the scales of a fish, and she’s gone.

You’d wonder if your roommate slipped you something this morning if she wasn’t back a moment later, pushing a small rock into your hands.

“A boon,” she says. Her eyes are large and black, suited for her underwater world. “For a favor.” She smiles, showing teeth jagged and sharp like a piranha.

When you blink, she’s gone.

You stare at the rock in your left hand. It’s smooth and worn from years in water, an interesting swirl of granite and quartz. “I wish I knew,” you tell it.

The rock ices over so fast that you don’t have time to drop it. The frost swirls across your skin, burning you where it touches, and you watch in horror as your skin turns a mottled black and blue.

 You fall to your knees from the pain and choke on a scream as the stone sinks into you, touching your bones and sending more ice through your marrow. It climbs up your arm and touches your eye, changing you vision so now that you’re see double, a strange, blue world juxtaposed next to the one you know and love.

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Read the entire story, it’s amazing.

who would win? matilda or eleven

they’d become best friends

you know what youre absolutely right

If Jaime Lannister’s hand was made of Valyrian Steel, he could bitchslap those White Walkers to death