One of my old posts was tagged as explicit-

Fair enough Tumblr, fair enough. He is one sexy Danish devil I'll give you that.

Nordics as conversations from my Danish family

Translated for your convenience

Den: "You look as pale as a corpse" Nor: "It's that vampire look that's so popular nowadays"

Den: "I went on a business trip to Gotland once. The people participating were from Germany, Norway, Finland and Sweden of course. One day they had arranged for a tour of a museum-" Fin: "That sounds nice" Den: "Well everything was going fine until the tour guide showed an exhibit about way back when the Danish slaughtered the Swedes for no good reason." Fin: "Oh." Den: "Immediately the Swedes turned bloodthirsty and emitted an aura off needing to seek revenge. As the only Dane present I did the smartest thing I could have. I pretended I was German."

Swe: "I think I should retire soon" Fin: "That might be a good idea" Nor: "Doubt he'd be able to do nothing though. He would end up building a second house just out of boredom"

Ice: "I've been having troubles sleeping, headaches, sore stomach, nausea, just feeling horrible in general" Fin: "That's rough, pfft- sounds like pregnancy though" Den: "OMG" Ice: "Dad no." Den: "IM GONNA HAVE A GRANDCHILD" Ice: "Do you want me to have a child, really? I'd be an uneducated, unemployed, 20 year old single mom" Den: "I'LL BE A GRANDAD" Ice: "..."

Den: "(uses handgestures to imitate a spider with a smug look)" Nor: "Oh nO" Ice: "Dad not the booty spider" Den: "Whats the problem, it's everyone's best friend, thE BOOTY SPIDER" Swe: "!!!" Ice: "DAD" Fin: "DEFENSIVE POSITIONS" Nor: "EVERYONES ARSES FOR THEMSELVES"

Den: "Here, have some snaps*! You've never had it before have you? You need to taste it!" Ice: "Just a little taste..." Den: "I'll pour you a half then" Fin: "we dON'T DO HALF GLASSES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD" (*strong Nordic liquour taken in shots at lunch and dinner)

Nor: "We need to throw all this cardboard away that came with the IKEA furniture" Swe: "No" Nor: "We don't have anything to use the cardboard for!" Swe: "It's uh... Look it's perfect for making fake swords out of!!" Nor: "No."

Nordics as quotes my Danish family members have said

Translated for your convenience

Nor: "You need a thick enough layer of butter that you can see your teethmarks after a bite." Den: "(deep husky voice) Come, come leT ME ROLL YOu. (feminine voice) OH' graNDAD I loVE it whEN YOU ROLL ME." Fin: "Swedish beer is equivalent to horse pee." Swe: “I am so happy, all of my offspring are gathered, all precious four. The fourth is the the coffee machine, I consider it a part of the family too.” Ice: "You were on the toilet for a while. Did you fall in?"

How would these big men even fit into tight flight seats??

Their leaders probably tried to cut costs for the world meeting once again, the three ended up with sore backs for a week...

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