forgor his pants. how embarrassing

dsp jacking off on stream is funny both because accidentally broadcasting yourself beating your meat (non-explicit) is in itself an inherently funny scenario in abstract, and also because it's specifically dsp, who has spent most of his career trying and failing to avoid making a fool out of himself on a daily basis and is the reigning champion of "i'm not owned!". however ultimately we sort of all have to admit that it was fully an honest mistake that any sufficiently bumbling streamer could make, and therefore takes on an almost endearing quality that makes it incomparable to a situation such as travis mcelroy among us tantrum, which was an act of evil unleashing itself upon the world

new genre of favourite character: normally apathetic teenager who gets absolutely unhinged when in the presence of dangerous substances

dicko mode monday

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

happy 100th birthday rudy! hope you're doing well x

[ID: a photo of the back of a metal street sign. drawn on the sign in black marker is an illustration of wired earbuds. this drawing is labeled "hedphon." End ID]

can I show u guys my favorite graffiti ever

doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain

not a big fan of AI but this is a top 10 video of all time for me

I love this bit where Bruno is legitimately trying to be somewhat helpful to someone who records people dying for sugar cubes