Scalped and beheaded multiple times

“If a woman is an analogy to you, you’re not ready to be talking to a woman” omg you’re so right bestie

.☝🏻☝🏻

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

this headline is so fucking horrible why is it whenever indigenous people are murdered everyone avoids saying they were murdered

it’s so important to show solidarity with indigenous people right now and remember that this was a hate crime. rising hearts is an indigenous run organization and they’re asking everyone who can to braid their hair on monday regardless of if you’re native american or not

new contender for best community note of all time

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter was never cringe it was literally always so real. sorry you don't get brooding despair like me and 14 yr olds from the 2000s do

rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

This is the opposite of he should be at the club, he should be on Tumblr